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That is probably true too.
WHITE WOMEN
First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
Second date: You get to grope all over and make out.
Third date: You get to have sex but only in the missionary position.
IRISH WOMEN
First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
ITALIAN WOMEN
First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant.
Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs.
Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3-carat ring.
5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex.
6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend.
JEWISH WOMEN
First Date: You get dynamite head.
Second Date: You get more great head.
Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again.
CHINESE WOMEN
First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.
Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner. Nothing happens again.
Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you already realized nothing is going to happen.
INDIAN WOMEN
First date: Meet her parents.
Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
Third date: Wedding night.
BLACK WOMEN
First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner.
Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.
MEXICAN WOMEN
First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk on Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car.
Second Date: She's pregnant.
Third Date: She moves in. One week later: her mother, father, his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans for the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now looks like a home along the Rio Grande.
The "POINT" * * * * * DON'T YOU JUST LOVE IRISH WOMEN?!
Damn... I need to find me a Jew.
with that i need me an Irish woman
An Irish-Jew.
Scottish women: You both get blind drunk, she helps you stumble back to her place, you have sex, and she makes you tea and breakfast in the morning.
Probably my ass, it IS true.
Probably my ass, it IS true.
generalizations.
It all depends what on you're looking for.
Um, truthfully?
We're looking for the Irish answer.
(waiting for the inevitable counterreply about men)
Someone call me?
Someone call me?
I'm already on the way
You just murdered this thread.
i don't buy it... i have found white women to be the horniest of them all...
One less insipid thread I have to worry about.
You know Irish women are typically white, right?
you got that right
I've found that women of all races are horny around the big chalupa!!
you look like a mexican!
zorro!
i wish i had a .gif file of the twins dancing, i would post it here
i've got irish jewish and black blood...but what about the german and hunagrian part of me? does that just go under white? and the Cherokee part? ...... dang it! with our full disclosure i have no idea how I'm sopposed to act!
Help a sister out people!
can i choose what's behind door #1 instead.
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