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    So just to reiterate.... Heaven is filled with 144,000 Virgin men, and only men.

    Yeah, send me to please.

    Neither exist so I'm not worried.
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    An atheist taking the bible out of context. What else is new?

    But it is right about one thing: No one (on there own or by there own works) can qualify for heaven.
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    You killed 3 people and are an alcoholic so don't worry about heaven OP

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    What a miserable life where all you think about while drunk is how much you hate something. I'm sure he's knocked out right now, teeth and fists still clinched, dreaming about how he's next going to stick it to those crazy Christians

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    What a miserable life where all you think about while drunk is how much you hate something.
    I'm not sure I've never meet a drunk that didn't tell me how much they hate something/someone.

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    You killed 3 people and are an alcoholic so don't worry about heaven OP
    Mexicans don't count though

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    there's some betas on here who would tbh

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    that video, I'm goin to heaven guaranteed

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    Surprised this thread isn't at least 5 pages by now

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    Why would anyone want to put restraints and limits on everything? This.....there is no God, no Aliens, no Big Foot, no Ghosts, no nothing that I can't prove.

    No white man had ever seen a gorilla until about 150 years ago. Try explaiing the cell phone to 1768 Africa.

    There could be a Heaven and a , we don't know and anyone saying they do is a ing liar.

    Would I make the cut, I sorta doubt it.

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    Why would anyone want to put restraints and limits on everything? This.....there is no God, no Aliens, no Big Foot, no Ghosts, no nothing that I can't prove.

    No white man had ever seen a gorilla until about 150 years ago. Try explaiing the cell phone to 1768 Africa.

    There could be a Heaven and a , we don't know and anyone saying they do is a ing liar.

    Would I make the cut, I sorta doubt it.
    sorta doubt it? if you believe in God, there's no way that doesn't know what happened in the Philippines, tbh..

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    sorta doubt it? if you believe in God, there's no way that doesn't know what happened in the Philippines, tbh..
    My mom was 16 when she married my dad, Mohammad had a nine year old bride. Priscilla was 14 when she met Elvis, Loretta Lynn was 15 when she got married.

    Damn you're dumb.

    Different culture over there little man, really!

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    No white man had ever seen a gorilla until about 150 years ago.
    yep. even though (as we now know) gorillas did exist, if a white man before that ever claimed that a species like gorillas existed, he'd be completely talking out of his ass. he could be right or wrong (in this case, right), but he would still be making it up and talking out of his ass.

    Try explaiing the cell phone to 1768 Africa.
    cell phones didn't exist then. their lack of beliefs in cell phones was completely justified. just like how right now i don't believe in flying cars or time machines. maybe in 100 years i'll be wrong on both accounts. but i'm right now. and 1768 africans (or anybody from 1768, not sure why you specified africans, as if 1768 europeans had cell phones ) were right to not believe in cell phones

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    An atheist taking the bible out of context. What else is new?

    But it is right about one thing: No one (on there own or by there own works) can qualify for heaven.
    Can you please explain what was taken "out of context"?

    Last I checked, Hard statements like those revelations pointed out in the video are pretty hard to "take out of context".

    What you are describing as "out of context" is literally like someone calling a black person a ****** and then when the black person gets upset the user of said derogatory word comes back with "typical ******, taking the word ****** out of context".

    Perhaps what you meant to say was...

    don't pick on my fairy tale

    Seriously, please take all of the revelations pointed out in this video and explain them away as "Out of Context". I would love to see that.

    Never mind that the bible is the Word of God and is thus infallible..... except that the bible is contradictory in many of its own passages and had to be re-written to the "new testament" because somehow God, the almighty, ed it up in the first place..... but I thought he was infallible?

    Where do you people draw the line on this bull ? Santa fake, unicorns fake, Zeus fake, Easter Bunny Fake, Unicorns fake, Leprechauns fake, any number of previous thousands of gods fake...... Sky daddy real..... really?
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    I'm not sure I've never meet a drunk that didn't tell me how much they hate something/someone.
    Rambling on about stuff you hate to close friends and family? Normal. Rambling on about stuff you hate to acquaintances or general public? Classless and rude. Rambling on about stuff you hate to an internet community? Sad, funny, pathetic, tiresome.

    I can only imagine how much he posts on reddit

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    sorta doubt it? if you believe in God, there's no way that doesn't know what happened in the Philippines, tbh..
    Lol

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    You killed 3 people and are an alcoholic so don't worry about heaven OP
    would show up to the pearly gates looking like nick nolte.

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