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    Stand-up philosopher CharlieMac's Avatar
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    Who do I call if I keep hearing noises in the attic? I think it's a possum or some . I ain't going up there. I'll stick my head up there and it will probably bite my face and give me ebola.

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    Believe. Mr. Ash's Avatar
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    Chupacabra. Definately.

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    Ghostbusters?

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    Can handle TheTruth Ginofan's Avatar
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    Local pest control or maybe animal control?

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    When theres something strange in the neighborhood. who you gonna call? Ghostbuster...

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    Stand-up philosopher CharlieMac's Avatar
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    A sack for dealing with animals like that would come in handy right about now.

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    Call me and I shall come to the rescue

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    Eat More Chips AlamoSpursFan's Avatar
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    Might be the TV people...


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    Injured Reserve Vashner's Avatar
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    Toss a cat up there...

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    Moss is Da Sauce! mouse's Avatar
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    90% chance it's squirrels. if it's raccoons you have to wait till night time to plugg up the whole, walk around the house and look for any tennis ball size holes. If you don't see any then it might be on top of the roof where the pitch is located,

    you can try 3 things

    Moth Balls a trap , or a AM radio, the animals don't like the radio for some reason, make sure it's on 7.60 AM they can't stand that channel.

    now if you have those huge sewer rats? then make sure you use the bait that makes them thirsty, they will leave to look for water, If you use the pellets that are poison, or glue traps?
    They might die in your attic, or inside the walls, and that will stink up the house bad,

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    Stand-up philosopher CharlieMac's Avatar
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    90% chance it's squirrels. if it's raccoons you have to wait till night time to plugg up the whole, walk around the house and look for any tennis ball size holes. If you don't see any then it might be on top of the roof where the pitch is located,

    you can try 3 things

    Moth Balls a trap , or a AM radio, the animals don't like the radio for some reason, make sure it's on 7.60 AM they can't stand that channel.

    now if you have those huge sewer rats? then make sure you use the bait that makes them thirsty, they will leave to look for water, If you use the pellets that are poison, or glue traps?
    They might die in your attic, or inside the walls, and that will stink up the house bad,
    Expert rodent advice from the Mouse. Seriously on the AM though?

    When I was 16, I worked in my first restaurant. I wasn''t supposed to touch alcohol but no one really knew I was running drinks to tables. One of the older waiters told me that beers needed straws in them when I took them to tables. I believed him and did it. Now, if I stick an AM radio up there, will I be reliving that naive, gullible moment?

    This was definitely the sound of claws moving around in the attic. I'm not much of a man when it comes to animals like racoons or possums or even rats, so I'm looking into getting an estimate from Custom Pest and Lawn Services.

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    uups stups! Cant_Be_Faded's Avatar
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    in my experience it's been a squirrel


    i miss foofida

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    Moss is Da Sauce! mouse's Avatar
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    Don't call the pest control, they will bend you over.

    Look in the news paper for renting a trap, they come by and set the trap and they bait it for you for 40 bucks, plus they remove the animalls and set them free in the woods for you,

    The radio is a true story, I used to work with this 78 year old maint. man at ft, Samm. he told me all his secrets. I am not sure if it's the radio waves,or just the sound of voices that scares them off but it works.

    people have no idea how strong moth balls are. If it was rats? they wouldn't be messing around at this time they would be looking for water or food, If it was raccoons? You would hear some sort of growling sounds they fight alot.

    The squirrels are the only ones that play and make nest at night time, at least that is what I learned living in house, down by the river.

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    uups stups! Cant_Be_Faded's Avatar
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    foofida always had the funniest avatars and funniest sigs

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    Don't call the pest control, they will bend you over.

    Look in the news paper for renting a trap, they come by and set the trap and they bait it for you for 40 bucks, plus they remove the animalls and set them free in the woods for you,

    The radio is a true story, I used to work with this 78 year old maint. man at ft, Samm. he told me all his secrets. I am not sure if it's the radio waves,or just the sound of voices that scares them off but it works.

    people have no idea how strong moth balls are. If it was rats? they wouldn't be messing around at this time they would be looking for water or food, If it was raccoons? You would hear some sort of growling sounds they fight alot.

    The squirrels are the only ones that play and make nest at night time, at least that is what I learned living in house, down by the river.

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    in my experience it's been a squirrel


    i miss foofida
    Talking about rats made me think of the ex wife.

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    Stand-up philosopher CharlieMac's Avatar
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    I'm gonna go with the moth balls for a while. Then I'll head up there with the bb gun. Old school pump action. I'll probably shoot my eye out though.

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    make sure you use the whole box,

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    I'm gonna go with the moth balls
    Good luck!

    first you have to find the moth ,then you have to make sure it's a male moth, then you have to rip it's balls off? That is just to much work

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    Stand-up philosopher CharlieMac's Avatar
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    I hope the smell isn't too bad.

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    I hope the smell isn't too bad.
    You shouldn't smell the mothballs if you don't smell the crap from the animals.

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    Put the mothballs in cheesecloth or steal a pair of pantyhose from your SO. That way, you can tie the ends closed, tie a string on the end, and chunk the mothballs in several locations in your attic without having to do any cleanup.

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    I LIKE THEM BOOTY'S batman2883's Avatar
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    Mothballs smell great

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    Put a pair of pantyhose in several locations in your attic .
    Hopefully the critters don't have a fetish , or you will never get rid of them

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    steal a pair of pantyhose from your SO.
    The ones you don't use you can sell on E Bay

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