Kawhi Laziness/bored to death demanor jokes

[coachmac87]

10 reasons why Kawhi is lazy:
1)

Kawhi to do list
1) Make a to do list (check)
2) Check off the first thing on the list (check)
3) Realize you've already accomplished your list (check)
4) Reward yourself with a nap (In progress)


When Kawhi takes a picture and is asked to smile...he yawns

Kawhi is so lazy he married a pregnant woman

Kawhi wears #2 because #1 was already taken

Kawhi sets cruise control through school zones

Kawhi still plays pong on Atari

Kawhi stops at yellow and waits for red

Kawhi doesn't wipe

Kawhi is himself for Halloween

Kawhi taught his pet turtle how to fetch

[UZER]

Kawhi is so lazy tl;dr

[cantthinkofanything]

that when he plays in the sand box, cats come and bury him
that he walked in to Taco Bell and everyone headed for the border
that in Soviet Russia, law breaks you!
that he thinks a subdivision is part of a math problem
HERE'S YOUR SIGN!

[Horry Hipcheck]

Won't score 30+ because he doesn't feel like having to reach 40