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    " Death sims usually operate as a roundtable discussion in which one astronaut is announced as having died and whoever is leading the exercise will throw curveballs into the hypothetical scenario that plays out. In his book, Hadfield explains what it was like listening to his own death sim played out:

    "We've just received word from the Station: Chris is dead." Immediately, people start working the problem. Okay, what are we going to do with his corpse? There are no body bags on Station, so should we shove it in a spacesuit and stick it in a locker? But what about the smell? Should we send it back to Earth on a resupply ship and let it burn up with the rest of the garbage on re-entry? Jettison it during a spacewalk and let it float away into space?........



    ..... One of the most interesting proposals for dealing with death in space is a collaboration between the green burial company Promessa and NASA that spawned the idea of the*"Body Back."

    Body Back involves an airtight sleeping bag that a human corpse is zipped into and then exposed to the freezing temperatures of outer space.

    The frozen body is hauled back on board and intensely vibrated around until it shatters. You end up with about 50 pounds of finely ground human body dust that you can hang outside your spacecraft until you arrive at your destination.

    There's no good answer for what to do when someone dies*after*landing on Mars though. NASA's and Mars One's plans to visit the red planet both involve the settlers growing their own crops on the planet. One radical idea is to use human bodies for composting and fertilizer. It doesn't seem likely that that idea will ever catch on though:

    "I'm not sure human bodies make particularly good fertilizer," Paul Wolpe, a senior bioethicist at NASA,*told Slate.com. "I mean, no society has done that on Earth that I know of. There are societies that desperately need fertilizer, and even they don't use their dead bodies for the purpose. There's always been an extremely strong taboo for using dead bodies for instrumental purposes."

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    pity bump

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    stop humping my leg

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    stop humping my leg
    translation

    Damn that Avante, he's everything I wish I could be. And he knows how to keep a woman. Of course since I only have a 4 inch pecker what more could I expect.

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    Let's try and save this stupid thread for this little Blake, I ;m going to show him how to get three pages out of this bull .

    All I have to do is talk to ChumpStupid, watch.....

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    right about pizzagate Blake's Avatar
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    I just copied and pasted a story. Didn't ask for participation. But knock yourself out fatty.

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    I just copied and pasted a story. Didn't ask for participation. But knock yourself out fatty.
    So ya just cluttered up the board for no real reason?

    Someone pink this got.

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    right about pizzagate Blake's Avatar
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    What's with the salt in the club tonight

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    Dunno. It's interesting if this is the first time this has been considered. Reentry cremation seems pretty cool but space corpse in perpetual orbit would be cooler.

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    Dunno. It's interesting if this is the first time this has been considered. Reentry cremation seems pretty cool but space corpse in perpetual orbit would be cooler.
    ChumpStud my buddy, what's up bro?

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    What's with the salt in the club tonight
    Dunno. It's interesting if this is the first time this has been considered. Reentry cremation seems pretty cool but space corpse in perpetual orbit would be cooler.
    Aww a father son bonding moment

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    See how it's done Blake? All this thread needed was me in it, hahahaha!!!!!!!!!

    Who wouldn't wanna be Avante?

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    Did someone say something?

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    Since everywhere I go there you are humping away, I decided to toss you a few crumbs right here to save this thread for Blake, the boys needs our help. If I hadn't showed this thread would have already went....KAPLUNK!

    So hows the masturbating going?

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    Did someone say something again?

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    Did someone say something again?
    This guy follows me all over the place as all of you know, now look at the little freak, hahaha!!!!!!!!!

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    I keep seeing the thread bumped, but nothing else.

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    How many astronauts actually die in space? And how many of those bodies are recovered? Is this an actual problem or a hypothetical one?

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    See how easy this was Blake? I knew ChumpStud would do exactly what I knew he would. He's my pet as you can see.

    Watch this...

    So tell me Chumpster are you going to celebrate your 100, 000 post?

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    Three pages Blake, watch a master at work.

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    How many astronauts actually die in space? And how many of those bodies are recovered? Is this an actual problem or a hypothetical one?
    Finally, a post to go along with the bumps. That was weird.

    I was thinking about that and can't recall any who died in space. All on the pad or during reentry. Guess they are working on contingencies for longer trips.

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    Do I know my or what, hahahaha

    All it took was one little crumb, ha~~~~~~~~~~

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    Chumpster don't fail me now, ok? You follow me around every single day begging for my attention, ok now ya got it, don't it up.

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    How many astronauts actually die in space? And how many of those bodies are recovered? Is this an actual problem or a hypothetical one?
    It's impossible to know.

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    That's how you contol others, see the job I'm doing on ChumpStupid? Yep, a master at work.

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