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Pedovants have great memories....he remembers all that foul he did...
Is Savant. I don't know how no one has thought of this yet tbh..he can remember every useless trivia and stat from track, football, you name it going back to the 20s without actually knowing anything about the sport. He's like a walking usb drive but complwtrly re ed otherwise
Pedovants have great memories....he remembers all that foul he did...
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I ran track all thru school, played organized football for 20 years, there is nothing I don't now about the sports. Could coach both.
As far as the who, what, where and when goes, I go back to the very origins of football, track, pro rasslin', blues, country, rock & roll, sci fi, Hollywood, weight training. literature. When I get into something I must know it all, so I do.
The fun is watching how people react to someone with that kind of knowledge. At first it's always the classic...."you Googled that"....ha~~ Then as time goes on they finally start to figure it out, but it does take time. Human nature is always to try all they can to belittle that know it all. But, that can't last forever so FINALLY!!!!! they just give up and accept the fact, yep...he knows his stuff....but they hate it. Especially when that know it all does know it all.
I made a living knowing human nature, how to create that need which is sales. I use a lot of those techniques here, yep, it's funny watching how people act, trying everything to never "Avante, you sure know a lot of stuff, that's pretty cool my friend". yep, entertaining.
Remember the movie "O Brother Where Art Thou" ? Remember that catchy tune..."Man of Constant Sorrow". You were hearing it for the first time, well I wasn't. That's an old tune and here's the original from 1927, yep the year they had the great Mississippi flood.
These are the kinds of things that seperate me from all of you, yep, experience.
Now who would you mix old Emry with?
Frank Hutchison
B.F.Shelton
John Hammond
Justice
Asa Martin
The Callahan Bros
Dock Boggs
Hayes Shepard
Charlie Poole
Clarence Ashley
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Lol sales
which character from glengary glenross are you
I worked for a magazine that had insurance available for it's subscribers. So I did have a great hook, which beat cold canvasing. The owner of the magazine was big in state politics, he was very well known. So a little..
knock knock
Mr Who...yes?
Me...good morning are you Mr Who?
Mr Who...yep, that's me, Mr Who
Me..I'm Avante, (holding a copy of the magazine) Mr Big sent me to talk to you about some things he wants you to know about.
Mr.Who...Mr.Big!!!!, well come on in.
Yep.
There we sit.
Bar girl....you buy me drink?
Avante...sure!
BG...you cute, what name?
Avante...Avante
BG...what a nice name, Avante, I likey
Avante..thanks, what's your name?
BG..me Joyce (they all take American names)
Avante...I likey.
Joyce..ha!!! you funny. Buy me drink?
Avante...sure.
After a few more drinks which is her job. They drink water,
Joyce..we go y sucky?
Avante...I likey.
Joyce..hahaha! you funny and cute.
So she goes and gets her stuff and we head to a hotel.
Speaking of nicknames, some of my favorites.
"Squirmin' " Sherman Lewis Michigan running back
Rufus "The Roadrunner" Ferguson Wisconsin running back
Jim "Preacher" Pilot New Mexico running back
"Hambone" Willie Newbern Tenn bluesman
Elbert "Golden Wheels" Dubenion Blufton/Bills receiver
Red "The Galloping Ghost" Grange Illinois/Bears running back
Eugene "Mercury" Morris WTS/Dolphins
Nolan "Super Gnat" Smith Tenn St/Chiefs kick returner
"Stonecold" Steve Austin pro rassler
Raul "Smash" Mata Redwod HS linebacker/fullback
Tommy "The Hitman" Hearns boxer
"The Kansas Comet" Gale Sayers Kansas/Bears running back
"The Ebony Antelope" Jesse Owens Ohio St trackster
"Bullet" Bob Hayes FAMU running back, sprinter/Cowboys receiver
Jim "Cannonball" Butler DAMN?/Facons running back
"Marvelous" Marvin Hagler boxer
The Four Horsemen...ND backfield
Mr. Outside Glenn Davis & Mr. Inside Doc Blanchard a pair of Army backs who both won the Heisman
"Megatron" Calvin Johnson Ga Tech/Lions receiver
Sam "Lightnin' " Hopkins Texas bluesman
"Hollywood" Henderson Langston/Cowboys backer
Tommie "The Jet" Smith SJS sprinter
"Broadway" Joe Namath Alabama/Jets QB
Kenny "The Snake" Stabler Alabama/Raiders QB
"Night Train" Lane Scottsbluff JC.Lions DB
Fred "The Hammer" Williamson Chiefs DB
Chester "Howlin' Wolf" Burnett Mississippi blueman
Mackinley "Muddy Waters" Morganfield Mississippi bluesman
Hubbie "Lead Belly" Ledbetter Louisiana bluesman
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I love my new threadIt has that new car smell.
10 bands you have never heard of.
The Wild Tchoupitoulas
The Chordettes
The Artwoods
The Fendermen
The Showmen
The Texas Mavericks
The Spotnicks
The Sparkletons
The Poni-Tails
The Pentagons
One of the 10,000 books in my home library is this gem....The Roots & Rhythm Guide To Rock, here we find all those obscure bands along with the well known ones, very interesting reading about Tooter Boatman a rockabilly cat out of Texas, his first band The Chaparrals, ha~~~~ He was killed in a hit and run accident in 1965.
Tooter Boatman
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Speaking of pro rasslin', haha~~~~~~~~~~
Let's talk about pro wrasslin...ever heard of...Aurelian Smith? no?....what about Grizzly Smith?....
Oil field trash that made decent impact in the ring as well. Even after he quit, he was still...felt...yep...know if he had kids?
sure did...Aurelian Jr. Michael, and Robin.
Who are they?...what?...oh...sorry...you might know them as...yep...
Jake the Snake Roberts
Sam Houston and...
Rockin Robin.
Everyone knows the Von Erichs...but this was another royal family in the pantheon of wrassilin
jesus now you got him started...
Eh, Old got still works better, pretty much sums up his personality.
I seriously can't think of anyone who tries harder to impress strangers on the internet than Avante. Every post is a Playboy Mansion story.
Why not just go with Savante?
Could play pro sports... didn't
Could coach pro sports.. didn't
Could be a world class musician... isn't
Could leave little girls alone... doesn't
What you do excel at... underachieving
No Vision Impaired Lemon desserts?
Im disappointed.
Rasslin' families, cool~~~~ I never have figured out who is who with that Samoan clan Roman Reigns is from.
Father and sons
Fritz****, David, Kevin, Kerry, Mike Von Erich. Actually Atkisson out of Texas. Fritz an SMU footballer, also played in the old AFL.
Dusty, Dustin, Cody Rhodes, actually Runnels. Dusty Rhodes was an old time baseballer.
Blackjack Mulligan was the father of Barry, Kendall Windham
Johnny and Greg "The Hammer" Valentine
"Iron" Mike, Ted, Ted Jr DiBiase.
"The Big 0" Bob, Cowboy Bob, Randy Orton
Ivan , Scott Putski
"Tough" Tony, Matt Borne
Larry "The Ax", Curt Hennig
Angelo, Randy, "Leaping" Lanny Poffo (Randy "Macho Man" Savage)
Bob, Brad Armstrong
Professor Taru, Pat Tanaka
Stu, Brett "Hitman", Owen Hart (I think there are a couple more)
Warren, Nick Bockwinkle
RocKy, Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson
Brothers (real and imagined)
Jack & Jerry Brisco
Nick & Jerry Kovak
Jimmy, Johnny, Jerry Valiant
Kurt, Karl, Skull Von Stroheim
Rick & Scott Steiner
Kurt & Karl Von Brauner
Ronnie & Gorgeous Jimmy Garvin
Jimmy & Jay Uso
Eddie & Jerry Graham (first WWWF tag champs, yep, WWWF)
Rocket & Sputnik Monroe
Lou & Red Bastien
Joe & Guy Brunetti
*** Back in the day Fritz Von Erich was the badass German, one of the too dawgs in the biz. But he rassled in the midwest/back east, so I only knew about him in the magazines. So here comes cable TV and now Fritz is a promoter in Texas. So there's World Class Wrestling. Keep in mind I'd never heard this badass German talk. So when he comes off with that Texas drawl....WHAT????????...ha!!!!!!!!!!
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I was King Valentine in third grade
I won an 8th grade talent show doing this impersonation.
Last edited by Avante; 03-24-2015 at 09:04 PM.
We all have options available to us here. We can do what you do which is ....0...or we can make an impact, which I do.
How can you just go around every single day seeing who you can bug? And you never get tired/bored with that, wow!
I make plenty of impact.
Like right now.
You want to see real impact? Today is March 24th, I'm going to stick you back on ignore until the first Monday night football game, but.....you will totally ignore that and continue to follow me round like you always do. That's the kind of impact I make, little s like you tagging along behind me. Who tags along behind you, yep....nobody.
See ya in September.
See? I just made an impact.
Did you just say, "Fritz******'?
Did you not just prove you didn't read any of it? Go to the last paragraph.
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