The Official Let's Excise Avante's Demons Thread

[Koolaid_Man]

dude has quite the range of fetishes....from little girls to black men....

[Avante]

Avante....I was a 19-22 sailor doing what 19-22 sailors do.
Clubber.... ING PEDO, YOU LIKE LITTLE BOYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Avante....blacks originated them blues, are the worlds fastest sprinters and the best running backs, defensive backs and receivers. Only a blind man would fail to see that.
Clubber....you're a ing traitor and suck black .

Hahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I do get a kick out of the level of mentality here. I never knew so many idiots lived in Texas.

Ok, that stupid , let's have some music.

While Ed Andrews, Daddy Stovepipe and Papa Charley Jackson all get credited with being the first male blues cats to record (1924) it was actually this guy. He played the banjo on a Sara Martin tune in 1923. He was from Kentucky.

[Avante]

Smooth mood....

[Avante]

Just keep a rollin' down the line.....

[Avante]

Rollin' rollin' rollin'.....

[Avante]

I think I'll get off in Chicago.....

[Avante]

Little people, are ya ever going to figure it out?

Damn, it's cold in Chicago. How about a long black train to Mexico?

[Avante]

TJ, it's filty. Hookers need to take a bath.

Now that I'm broke, I think I'll hitch hike on up to Frisco, I have a buddy in Hunters Point.

[Avante]

My friend loves country music, so we headed out to a little kicker bar in Oakland called "The Arm Pit".

[Avante]

While we were sittin' at the bar in walked.....

[Strange Love]

Avante, you broke my browser, asshole. Quit it with the youtube videos onslaught.

[Avante]

Avante, you broke my browser, asshole. Quit it with the youtube videos onslaught.

Anytime you see one of our resident idiots with their "Avante" threads you can count on me using it as one of my music threads, now ya know, ok? So if you enter it's all on your dumb ass. got it?

Ok moving on...

I was at a thrift shop some years ago, they had a bunch of boxes out back that had just been rained on. So I check um out looking for a deal, I spied a cassette holder, in it a dozen or so tapes. So I dump the lid...

Avante....I'll give ya a buck (as I shake the water off, the tapes were fine)
dude...sure!

So I go home and check out just what's on these tapes (I buy them to tape over). A couple were...I YI YI YI, I wear a Sombrero. One was a preacher preaching. One was a school band. A couple were basic rock and roll but I had it. And then there was this guy, the only tape I didn't end up tapeing over.

[Avante]

Speaking of cassette tapes, I keep 16 in a computer drawer, these are the one I grab as I head out the door, my truck has a player,

These are the 16 here now, I;m constantly changing them.

James Alley Blues
Black Bottom McPhail
Sylvester Weaver
St.Louis Blues
Devil's Train
Gene Autry Blues
In the Wasteland
Bayless Rose, B.F.Shelton, Clarence Ashley
King David Jug Band
Twilight
Pontiac
Organ Grinder
Coffee Gettin' Cold
Blues from Texas
Nite Owl
Alabama Blues

[Avante]

To the cat lovers out there.....