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    I'm on a roll sa_butta's Avatar
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    http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1529308.html?menu=

    Chinese woman, 116, bids for record
    A 116-year-old Chinese woman hopes to enter the record books for being the world's oldest woman.



    Li Ada, who says she was born in 1889, is applying for recognition from the Guinness Book of Records, reports Xinhua News.

    The world's oldest woman is officially Elizabeth Bolden, of Memphis, Tennessee, who was 115 last month.

    Li, who lives at an old people's home in Suzhou city, Jiangsu province, walks with a stick but still has a clear mind and is in good health.

    Workers at the home encouraged her to apply for the record.

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    See you when it burns SWC Bonfire's Avatar
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    What are they going to do, carbon date her?

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    Mrs.Useruser666 SpursWoman's Avatar
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    I don't know that I'd ever want to live that long....and most likely out live my kids ... given the time-frame of her birth/growing up, she could conceivably have kids about 100 years old.






    @ carbon dating


    They could always cut a leg off and count the rings.

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    A neverending cycle Trainwreck2100's Avatar
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    Ther is prob no way to authenticate her till after she's dead.

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    Her make love long time.

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    Li Ada, who says she was born in 1889


    Jeez, guess they're going to wait for her biopsy before they believe she's telling the truth about her age....

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    PRICELESS SPURS FAN polandprzem's Avatar
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    What?

    In tv they just showed a 127 old woman

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    needs a margarita
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    Believe. Debbie Downer's Avatar
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    116? she must now just be getting her first FEMA check.

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    Can I get some!? Mrs.Roper's Avatar
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    The old bag probably still gets laid more than I do.

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    I know one thing , the fell off the ugly tree, and hit every branch on the way down

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    Believe. Dan Rather's Avatar
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    Dam she is ugly.. could make a moving train take a dirt road.

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    I know one thing , the fell off the ugly tree, and hit every branch on the way down

    Considering she's 116 years old, what is she supposed to look like?

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    Believe.
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    116? Holy ! You know that yellow pussy is dustier than Duffs wallet

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    Moss is Da Sauce! mouse's Avatar
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    Considering she's 116 years old, what is she supposed to look like?

    why don't we ask Budda , since he took her to the prom.

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    Don't drink the Watah! Smackie Chan's Avatar
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    Considering she's 116 years old, what is she supposed to look like?
    Let's ask S y

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    Hey,hey S y looks great for her age........







    (I'm kidding S y, you know I love ya!)

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    Mmmmm...I've always had a thing for older women!

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    why don't we ask Budda , since he took her to the prom.
    its butta and that old hag could prolly give you a few pointers in the sac.

    Ask her for a Gumby.

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