Aerospace Engineers Warn First-Grader’s Design For Spaceship Completely Unsafe

[phxspurfan]

http://www.theonion.com/article/aero...ign-for--38523

Fletcher, who estimated that the spacecraft would cost in excess of $230 billion given the wide array of elaborate instruments affixed to the exterior, said that the vehicle’s protruding robot arm, which he noted with alarm was more than twice the length of the ship, certainly would not be deployed during takeoff and would not be holding a large sword, as depicted.

[FkLA]

[Wild Cobra]

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[Wild Cobra]

http://www.theonion.com/article/god-...s-humans-50378

[Blake]

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Oh thanks cuz i thought it was real

[Wild Cobra]

Too bad the article didn't suggest this:

http://store.steampowered.com/app/220200/

as a teaching aid to learn how to build them right.