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[Dirk Oneanddoneski]

Avante starts trolling hard around 03:30

[Avante]

I realize I was the only 19-22 year old kid who didn't have a clue what was going on over there in 69-72. I simply saw everyone having fun and partying. When the ladies approached me about buying drinks and them. little did I know the realities of that situation. Just a kid who had never been outside California until then. in a world that could have been Mars. , I'd never been a bar before. The first time I heard.."we go y sucky babysan"...I got embarrashed.

It is a shame so many of you are so stupid ya can't see just how weird that world was for a young kid, so out of his element it was comical.

Imagine you're 19, you're walking over a bridge over a river that smells like because it is, ya see little boats with a girl and a little boy with a net, she will show some if ya toss the boy some change (he has a net) you start thinking...where in the am I?

Obviously some assholes toss the change so the boy has to go diving in River (yep, tht's the name).

Then once ya hit the strip, some little cat..."buy monkey meat sailor".....what the , monkey meat?? Yep, delicious!

Now use your heads little people, who in the is gonna..."you wanna me, oh no!"....not one of you and you know it.

How many re s post here anyway?

[DMC]

I realize I was the only 19-22 year old kid who didn't have a clue what was going on over there in 69-72. I simply saw everyone having fun and partying. When the ladies approached me about buying drinks and them. little did I know the realities of that situation. Just a kid who had never been outside California until then. in a world that could have been Mars. , I'd never been a bar before. The first time I heard.."we go y sucky babysan"...I got embarrashed.

It is a shame so many of you are so stupid ya can't see just how weird that world was for a young kid, so out of his element it was comical.

Imagine you're 19, you're walking over a bridge over a river that smells like because it is, ya see little boats with a girl and a little boy with a net, she will show some if ya toss the boy some change (he has a net) you start thinking...where in the am I?

Obviously some assholes toss the change so the boy has to go diving in River (yep, tht's the name).

Then once ya hit the strip, some little cat..."buy monkey meat sailor".....what the , monkey meat?? Yep, delicious!

Now use your heads little people, who in the is gonna..."you wanna me, oh no!"....not one of you and you know it.

How many re s post here anyway?

Yet you get on here and brag about it like you climbed Mt ing Everest.

[Avante]

Where have I ever bragged about it? What's to brag about? No big deal at all. That's why it amazes me how much play it gets "here". Anywhere else it would have been forgotten about long ago, ya see nobody would care about what some kid did some 45ish years ago. We really do have way to many dumbass punks "here".

[Avante]

Little people

I'm bored less with this, aren't you? Come on, all ya do is prove how dumb ya are. Move on, ok?

Everyone knows everyone here would have done the exact same thing I did, so what act stupid over it?

Move on!

[Infinite_limit]

If I ever murdered a man, I'd vanish to South-East Asian

[Clipper Nation]

Little people

I'm bored less with this, aren't you? Come on, all ya do is prove how dumb ya are. Move on, ok?

Everyone knows everyone here would have done the exact same thing I did, so what act stupid over it?

Move on!

Wow, you just continue to be disgusting and creepy, tbh.

[Avante]

Wow, you just continue to be disgusting and creepy, tbh.

Few things more digusting and creepy than being a young sailor in a bar doing what they do.

You never ever ever ever get anything right, amazing!

[Clipper Nation]

Few things more digusting and creepy than being a young sailor in a bar doing what they do.

When what they do is underage ladyboys, yes, it is disgusting and creepy.

[Avante]

When what they do is underage ladyboys, yes, it is disgusting and creepy.

So if the ladyboys had been of age, it's cool?

Are you really as ing stupid as you appear here?

[Clipper Nation]

So if the ladyboys had been of age, it's cool?

Still gross, but still a lot more "cool" than underage.

[Avante]

Still gross, but still a lot more "cool" than underage.

What was underage over there in 69-72, let me guess like everything else, ya don't know do ya? Just talking out your got ass as usual.

Come on little man what was underage?

[DJR210]

You're going to Avante

[Avante]

You're going to Avante

it was just me and the Devil
walking side by side
when up pulled DJR
asked if we needed a ride

I said no thanks
and the Devil did too
didn't wanna be seen
with no goofy looking jiggaboo

so we walked another mile
or so
then the Devil smiled
said it was time to go

so we headed on down
thru the fire and brimstone
just me and the Devil
the two of us alone

we finally arrived
at the gates of
smoke everywhere
what a smell

it was burning flesh
right off the bone
then I heard the alarm go off
wow what a dream
glad to be save at home

[Clipper Nation]

What was underage over there in 69-72, let me guess like everything else, ya don't know do ya? Just talking out your got ass as usual.

Come on little man what was underage?

Holy , dude, you're disgusting.

[Avante]

Holy , dude, you're disgusting.

Dude, you don't have a creative bone in your body, just one...DUH!..after another. Stick to what you do best..." got, got. got"...ok? That's your level, stay there. Once ya try to rise above it, total fail.

[Avante]

I first heard this song hanging off a ladder in a Cali peach field. We had a radio out there but so did the Mexicans.