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    It's In The Numbers 1369's Avatar
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    Why did they have to go all PC and take all the freaking salt off the Zesta crackers?

    Jif and Zesta crackers will never be the same again. How am I supposed to introduce my daughter to the love of scooping peanut butter out of the jar and making a craker sandwich while watching college football and hurling insults at the Sooners?

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    Spammich Spam's Avatar
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    Everything's better when it sits on a Ritz.

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    Alleged Michigander ChumpDumper's Avatar
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    Man, I love unsalted crackers. You can actually taste whatever you put on them.

    Take it out of the tortilla chips too!

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    Don't stop believin' Dex's Avatar
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    Take it out of the tortilla chips too!
    Blasphemy!

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    It's In The Numbers 1369's Avatar
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    I disagree, the salt (which used to be on the Zesta in copius amounts) offers an interesting dichotomy to the creamy Jif.

    Without the salt, it has the same consistency of placing Jif on wet cardboard.

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    I come in Marklar. Marklar MM's Avatar
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    Tortilla chips without salt...are not tortilla chips. More like stale bread.

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    WTF is dichotomy?

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    It's In The Numbers 1369's Avatar
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    WTF is dichotomy?
    A noun.

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    Believe. NASHville's Avatar
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    That just made it harder.

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    Alleged Michigander ChumpDumper's Avatar
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    It's ok you've been trained to like salt more than actual food, but I get more than enough without having it smother my chips and crackers too.

    (Yes, I am one of those people who will scrape the salt off each french fry if I decide it's too much.)

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    Division into two usually contradictory parts or opinions: “the dichotomy of the one and the many” (Louis Au loss).

    So you could've just said "separates"?

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    A neverending cycle Trainwreck2100's Avatar
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    Watch for transfats.

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    God Talks To Me. angel_luv's Avatar
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    Thank you sweetie.

    You are very welcome. = )

    I was going to paraphrase the meaning for you but I didn't get it well enough to.

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    It's In The Numbers 1369's Avatar
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    Division into two usually contradictory parts or opinions: “the dichotomy of the one and the many” (Louis Au loss).

    So you could've just said "separates"?
    Nah, I would have gone with "contrast".

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    That's the thing -- I'm not a particularly healthy eater. It started out as an experiment to try and cut down on a bit of salt for my average winter soup-and-crackers lunch (have you seen how much sodium is in a can of soup? Damn.), but most things started tasting better without so much salt. I can't remember the last time I added salt to anything.

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    I likes my sodium.

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    I disagree, the salt (which used to be on the Zesta in copius amounts) offers an interesting dichotomy to the creamy Jif.

    Without the salt, it has the same consistency of placing Jif on wet cardboard.
    Premium Saltines by Nabisco still have salt on them. yummy yum yum.

    I liek cream cheese on my saltines.

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    e^(i*pi) + 1 = 0 MannyIsGod's Avatar
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    I know what you mean, Chump. I'm not a fan of a lot of salt on things either.

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    You can buy crackers with or without salt on them. What's the big deal???? They have been selling them that way for years.


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    It's In The Numbers 1369's Avatar
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    The ones they now sell with salt are the same they sold a few years ago that were "reduced salt".

    Just not the same.

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    Man, I love unsalted crackers. You can actually taste whatever you put on them.

    Take it out of the tortilla chips too!

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    Dude, it's all part of their master marketing plan.

    In six months....

    ....Zesta Classic....

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    Mrs.Useruser666 SpursWoman's Avatar
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    Dude, it's all part of their master marketing plan.

    In six months....

    ....Zesta Classic....


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