The Official Your Mama Thread

[Koolaid_Man]

I didnt want to hijack the other thread so I'm starting this one to continue my ether assault on uncle Rukus....

id only have to look down at my skin or check my bank account to know you're not my father, speaking of parents though yours for unleashing this plague on the world

Your fat ass mama pussy is so nasty they wont even eat it on Fear Factor

[Koolaid_Man]

This lame ass ...

kool yo mama is so fat and black her ass looks like two tires. shes so damn fat when she eats chocolate cake she has to put white gloves on so she doesn't eat her damn fingers. every time this gets in a car the check oil light comes on. that black is so black she went to night school and got marked absent. then when she gets up in the morning and goes outside the street lights turn on. yo mamas so black that lightening bugs follow her in the daytime. is so black, she could show up naked to a funeral. when she puts on yellow lipstick, she looks like a cheese burger. so black she can leave fingerprints on charcoal. so big and black she looks like a picture of outer-space with no stars.

[Koolaid_Man]

Hey your mama so fat she got arrested for having 10 pounds of crack

[Koolaid_Man]

Your ugly ass mama got so many gaps in her teeth it looks like her tongue is in jail...

[Koolaid_Man]

Your ing mama teeth are so yellow when she smiles cars slow down....

[Koolaid_Man]

Ya mom is such a ing if her pussy was a video game it would be rated E for everyone.

[Koolaid_Man]

M>s yo mama is such a the password on her pussy is 1234

[Koolaid_Man]

Your moms pussy is like a chicken coop.... s fly in and out all day....

[m>s]

Your mama is so black and ugly when she walks by an automated toilet it flushes

[m>s]

Your mama is so black, when you go shopping with her on Fridays, you'll always get 75% off

[m>s]

Yo mama is so black and old she refuses to take aspirin, because she's tired of picking cotton

[m>s]

Yo mama and daddy are so black that your family pictures look like ultrasounds

[m>s]

Yo mamas so black when she puts lotion on her legs it looks like she has on leather pants

[Koolaid_Man]

Your mama's pussy has more friends than Tom on Myspace.....

[m>s]

yo mama is so black, when she drinks milk you can see it going down her throat

[m>s]

Yo mama is so fat and black when she goes swimming the coast guard thinks there's an oil spill.

[m>s]

yo mama is so black she breastfeeds chocolate milk and that's how you came to be a little fatass

[m>s]

yo mama so black, I clicked on her profile pic and thought my phone died

[m>s]

yo momma is so black when she broke her leg and got crutches they called her on a stick

[Koolaid_Man]

Your ing mama is like a Nascar driver she burns a lot of rubbers

[m>s]

yo mama so poor and black when she comes home the roaches sing "We are family"

[Koolaid_Man]

Your mama is like a squirrel she always got some nuts in her mouth.

[m>s]

yo mamas so black that her favorite dinosaur is a Tri-scared-a-cops

[Koolaid_Man]

Your mama is such a that been on more weiners than Heinz ketchup

[Avante]

This is why I like this place it's so easy to be superior to all you dumb s.