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What a skank.
Police: Wendy's chili finger identified
SAN JOSE, California (AP) -- Police say the finger that a woman found in a bowl of chili came from an associate of her husband's who lost the digit in an industrial accident.
"The jig is up. The puzzle pieces are beginning to fall into place," Police Chief Rob Davis said.
He said authorities "positively confirmed that this subject was in fact the source of the fingertip."
The man is from Nevada and lost a part of his finger in an accident last December, Davis said. His iden y was traced through a lead made to a Wendy's hot line, he said.
Davis said authorities "positively confirmed that this subject was in fact the source of the fingertip."
Anna Ayala, the 39-year-old woman who said she found the finger, was arrested last month at her suburban Las Vegas home.
Ayala maintains she bit down on a 1 1/2 inch-long finger fragment while dining March 22 with her family at a Wendy's in San Jose. She has denied placing the digit in her bowl.
She hired a lawyer and filed a claim against the franchise owner, but dropped the legal fight shortly after police searched her home.
Ayala, who has maintained her innocence, faces a maximum seven-year sentence if convicted of larceny charges, and at least another 16 months if convicted of unrelated charges that she allegedly bilked a woman $11,000 over a soured real estate deal two years ago.
Ayala has been involved in nearly a dozen legal battles, including a sexual harassment suit against an employer, an auto dealer over a car and even another fast-food chain for food poisoning.
What a skank.
stupid lady should have just put some water on the floor and took a tumble.
she got greedy.
What goes around, comes around. She is going to get what she deserves. They'll give her the finger in prison.
So was the finger frozen in an ice cube until she was ready to make a claim? There's a 3 month span between chopped finger and chili.
Why are you all being so hard on her?!!
She said she was not guilty of any wrongdoing, and personally I believe her!
I mean, just consider this possible scenario:
A) Man's finger gets chopped off using the pipe-bending machine at work.
B) Ayala's husband, who was standing nearby at the time of the accident, scrambles around desperately trying to help his associate find the missing digit, not realizing that the finger, when snapped off by the pipe-bender, flew through the air and landed in his tool belt. Finger not found.
C) Ayala's husband takes off tool belt after work and places it in the back of his pickup, where their beloved pitbull Snatcho happily is awaiting his master's return.
D) Ayala's husband heads home to Cali as the contract he was working on in Nevada was coming to a completion.
D) Snatcho sniffs out the finger from the belt and swallows it during the drive.
E) When Ayala's husband and Snatcho are driving, they come upon an accident involving a semi containing Wendy's chili fixins and a car from the convent of "I Can't Believe I'm a 60 Year Old Virgin".
F) Ayala's husband stops the pickup and rushes to the aid of the bruised and frightened, yet otherwise unharmed pack o' nuns.
G) In the confusion, Snatcho wanders over to the Wendy's semi-truck and jumps into the trailer which accidentally opened in the accident.
H) The Wendy's driver finds the trailer open and closes it, locking poor Snatcho inside and heads toward the production facility.
I) Poor Snatcho gets a little motion sick and hacks the finger into a large container of red beans and es.
J) The trailer arrives at the production facility, the supply containers are unloaded and Snatcho sneaks off the trailer and wanders into the California desert where is he eaten by coyotes.
K) The unsuspecting production facility workers prepare the chili, using the container with the finger inside.
L) The chili is shipped to the Wendy's restaurant frequented by Anna Anaya.
M) Anna, who normally opts for a double with cheese and extra mayo decides to be "wild" and go for a large chili and a Frosty.
N) Anna chomps down on the finger of her husband's associate. While the meat has a strangely familiar taste, like something she's had in her mouth on many occassion, she knows it's not chili.
O) She spits out the food back into the bowl, and lo and behold. . .it's a finger!!!
I think that's how it went anyway.
I think she slipped the finger in when no one was looking.
plausible.
You think?
It is inappropriate to make posts of a sexual nature in this forum.
When my sister was about 2 or 3, her finger got caught in a lawn chair (the kind they had in the early 60s for you yunguns) and the tip of her finger was cut off. My wrapped it in wax paper and Voila! It was sewn back on in time!!
Her nail does grown kinda funky, though.
OMFG @ EHJ!
Elf Finger Found In Box Of Keebler Cookies
PINE MEADOW, CA—Pine Meadow resident Ed Swaney made a gruesome discovery Sunday, when he opened a package of E.L. Fudge Sandwich Cookies and found a tiny, golden-fingernailed appendage believed to be an elfin index finger...
"It was horrifying," said 43-year-old Swaney, a shoe salesman and frequent snacker. "At first, I thought it was just a broken-off little cookie chunk, but then my tongue brushed a tiny bone on the end, and I spit it out."
Forensic investigators say the digit is an index finger, measuring nearly three-quarters of an inch, and bearing a small signet ring embossed with a tree design. A spokesperson for Kellogg's, Keebler's parent company, denied responsibility for the incident...
"The finger found in the box of E.L. Fudge cookies is nearly an inch long," said Kenneth Froud, director of public relations for Kellogg's. "An average Keebler elf is about as tall as a Chips Deluxe cookie. The finger in question is far too big to be that of an elf..."
Riverside County police are investigating the grisly incident, obtaining warrants to access workelves' compensation records and interviewing employees in hopes of locating the finger's owner. Assisting in the investigation is Harvey Quinn, a workplace-safety and labor-relations consultant and longtime critic of Keebler workplace conditions.
According to Quinn, Keebler's denials are "a cunning subterfuge."
"When the elves roll fudge-stripe cookies down the production line, they are about three inches tall," Quinn said. "However, when they are outside of the enchanted tree, they grow to nearly three feet..."
Quinn said the "real issue" is Kellogg's track record of nonhuman workers' rights violations, explaining that the company is currently facing multiple lawsuits, including cruelty to an endangered talking species of bipedal tiger and toucan abuse...
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Gotta love the Onion.
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