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    Elton Brand


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    For Separation

    Elton Brand is now a free agent ... professionally and personally -- the NBA superstar's wife has filed for separation.
    Brand's now estranged wife Shahara Simmons filed the docs a couple weeks ago ... shortly after their 9th anniversary. They met during college at Duke University and have 2 children.
    In Sahara's docs she says they hashed out separation of assets back in April, and all that's left to hammer out is child custody and child support.
    Brand played in Atlanta for the last 2 seasons, but is now looking to rebound with a new team. Kinda like Shahara, we're guessing.





    Read more: http://www.tmz.com/2015/08/07/elton-...#ixzz3iTnjYVt0



    Read more: http://www.tmz.com/2015/08/07/elton-...#ixzz3iTnjYVt0

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    Believe..I'l Have another Biernutz's Avatar
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    Usually ten years and she gets half of everything even if she signs a pre-nup.

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    damn this woman had everything planned

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    damn this woman had everything planned
    They usually do have it all planned, kids, money they can get from a divorce and then some.

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    damn this woman had everything planned
    Just wait until Vanessa stretches Kobe over the log. Gonna look like the rape scene from American Me.

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    Just wait until Vanessa stretches Kobe over the log. Gonna look like the rape scene from American Me.
    ...or, the Miami scene from June of '13.

    tee, hee.

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    Taking joy in looming divorce is ty tbh ... especially when kids are involved. Some of your hearts are cold as ice on here ...

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    Taking joy in looming divorce is ty tbh ... especially when kids are involved. Some of your hearts are cold as ice on here ...
    Blames these es...and the if he doesn't have a prenup.

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    The outcome when you marry the cheerleaders and groupies.

    They latch on to you early, con you into the mindset that she won't leave you because she's been "there" from the beggining and understands you. Then, then you make it into the league and sign the big contracts. The seed is planted, she owns you.

    You are always just along for the ride. Only thing you can do is have a prenup so she doesn't leave you for dead.

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    Brilliant move by her. She knows his career is just about over along with the constant cash flow and she's held back the vomit for years while using his money. Now she can just divorce, get his money, get child support from him, and move on to a white guy.

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    Brilliant move by her. She knows his career is just about over along with the constant cash flow and she's held back the vomit for years while using his money. Now she can just divorce, get his money, get child support from him, and move on to a white guy.
    LOL

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    Nine years? How long did Amy last with Duncan until she left him for straight 5'5 pinoy to pork her?

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    The outcome when you marry the cheerleaders and groupies.

    They latch on to you early, con you into the mindset that she won't leave you because she's been "there" from the beggining and understands you. Then, then you make it into the league and sign the big contracts. The seed is planted, she owns you.

    You are always just along for the ride. Only thing you can do is have a prenup so she doesn't leave you for dead.

    Pre-nup didn't help Jim.

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    Taking joy in looming divorce is ty tbh ... especially when kids are involved. Some of your hearts are cold as ice on here ...
    I think people are just laughing at the situation, not at Elton Brand and his divorce. That said, can you say [30-for-30] broke? Yet another one bites the dust.

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    Brilliant move by her. She knows his career is just about over along with the constant cash flow and she's held back the vomit for years while using his money. Now she can just divorce, get his money, get child support from him, and move on to a white guy.

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    Believe..I'l Have another Biernutz's Avatar
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    she timed it perfect as Elton retired from basketball today. Guess she knew the money train was
    getting ready to jump the tracks................

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    she timed it perfect as Elton retired from basketball today. Guess she knew the money train was
    getting ready to jump the tracks................
    Gold digger...cue up the Kanye West song.

    Also, the thread le is classic.

    "Legendary?"

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    Unlike Duncan who has moved on from a ho, Kobe is stuck with a gold diggin from east la Mexico City and her whole family. Lmao buying a a 4 million dollar ring to stay and the accepts! Oh and the kicker "Kobe if you want this pussy ever again buy my midget madre a mansion" "ok nessa". No prenup, stuck with gold digging family.

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    Unlike Duncan who has moved on from a ho, Kobe is stuck with a gold diggin from east la Mexico City and her whole family. Lmao buying a a 4 million dollar ring to stay and the accepts! Oh and the kicker "Kobe if you want this pussy ever again buy my midget madre a mansion" "ok nessa". No prenup, stuck with gold digging family.

    Oh... so now Amy is a ho.

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    Pre-nup didn't help Jim.
    Of course it did. He had it for a reason.

    Kobe in the other hand is completely ed when his mexican wife leaves him. She's going to take him for all he's worth. not having a prenup.

    But to Bryant's lucky stride, hispanic chicks are somewhat loyal but if you cross them, you're dead.

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    Oh... so now Amy is a ho.
    Shes a white women right? They'll suck you dry and look you dead in the eye doing it.

    you wouldn't know anything bout that tho. They don't really with dem Asians much.

    but you in for a treat if you get one. But don't wife em tho. Leave them to the sawm.

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    Shes a white women right? They'll suck you dry and look you dead in the eye doing it.

    you wouldn't know anything bout that tho. They don't really with dem Asians much.

    but you in for a treat if you get one. But don't wife em tho. Leave them to the sawm.
    How about the fact that Kobe is whipped over da pussy. Kobe was a virgin before nessa. How else can you explain the compete ownage? Kobe buys a 3 million dollar mansion for lil Mexicos madre but he can't buy his own a house worth a mil. Nessa's got this little pencil squeezed the out. No wonder Kobe is such a chucker. It's the only time he can call his own number. Damn neessa let Kobe wear the pants every now and then.

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    even tom cruise divorce from kidman when the 10th year came up...still loss half...but he still has 500m...

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    Brilliant move by her. She knows his career is just about over along with the constant cash flow and she's held back the vomit for years while using his money. Now she can just divorce, get his money, get child support from him, and move on to a white guy.
    lol at the idea that a white guy with money would want a used black woman with full black children

    LOL


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    Oh... so now Amy is a ho.
    Luva

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