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yo mamma's so stupid, i said the drinks are on the house and she went to get a ladder
Yo mama's so fat she got hit by a truck and asked "Who threw that rock?"
yo mamma's so stupid, i said the drinks are on the house and she went to get a ladder
Yo mama is so dumb she asked me what time the 6 O'clock news comes on.
Ohhhh ,
Yo mama's so dumb she thought St Ides was a Catholic church.
yo mama is so dumb when you were born, she looked at your umbilical cord and said, "Wow, it comes with cable too!"
Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.
And my all time favorite:
Yo mama so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras
yo momma's like a Stop and Go. Open 24 hours.
yo mama's so fat she jumped up on a trampoline and got stuck.
Yo mama's so stupid on her job application where it says emergency contact she put 911
yo mama's so fat her blood type is gravy
yo momma is so fat she needs a boomerang to put on her belt!
Yo momma's so stupid...when your daddy said it was chilly outside, your momma went and got a bowl!
your momma is so stupid she got hit by a parked car
Yo mama so ugly, she makes a handsome man.
Yo mama's so fat she uses two Greyhounds for rollerblades.
i'll show you grade one
your momma so smelly she attracts flies
Yo mama so dumb, she admires Shaquille O'Neal for his vocabulary.
Yo mama's so much of a she caught herpes and spread it to other people. Yeah!
Yo mama so fat, she lives in Rhode Island ... ALLLLL of Rhode Island.
I hadnt heard that one before, I think this is now my favorite one.
Or Kmart for his grammer and syntax.
Yo Mama's so fat that when she wears a Malcom X shirt, helicopters try to land on her.
yo momm'as so fat, i poured half a cup of water in the tub, and when she got in, it spilled out!!!
"Thank you Bernie Mac"
Yo momma's so fat, she uses a VCR for a beeper.
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