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"I had been friends with this guy for years, and we had a little too much to drink one night and ended up back at his place. He's one of those, 'I go to the gym every day and drink things that involve raw eggs and grass' types. Great body, totally chiseled. So we 're getting all hot and heavy, clothes start coming off. ... and he starts grunting. And I don't mean in a good way. He starts grunting, shaking his head from side to side, rolling his shoulders around ... and I'm trying to ignore it and go about my business.
The closer we get to intercourse, the crazier this gets. Now, he's saying, "Yeah bro!" And banging on his chest. I was like, is he about to bench press me, or do me? It was so creepy! I had to stop him because I was so freaked out, I got my clothes and left. I got a dozen roses the next day with a note saying, 'So sorry for my King-Kong like behavior. You bring out the animal in ..'" — Jen, 37
"I met a guy online who was good looking. He seemed like a normal guyUo I thought would be a fun hookup. But before we'd barely even gotten into it, he asked if he could put it in my butt. When I said no, he asked, 'Why not?' Um, because I said so? This is the FIRST time we've hooked up, and you're going there already? Not to mention all he could talk about the rest of the time that we hung out was my ass. That was the end of that. He apologized after a little time had passed and was actually sincere about it, but I was definitely not interested in trying again. When I say no, I mean NO." - Keira, 25
"When I was in high school, this older guy I was seeing started licking my armpits while we were hooking up. On purpose. Dealbreaker." — Helena, 25
"Last spring I encountered a sexy stranger on the M train. We eye flirted for about 6 stops until he finally sat across from me. We went for drinks at a local Bushwick bar. After one too many drinks we went back to his apartment and straight into his bedroom...which was a WAR ZONE. It was as if I had stepped into the bedroom of a 13-year-old boy who had no friends. Piles upon piles of dirty clothes were laid on top of video games, which laid on top of, and around, his dingy twin mattress. In addition to the mess, his mattress laid crooked, without a bed frame, on the floor.
He didn’t excuse the mess, he just said 'don’t judge me,' as he began removing the clutter from his bed. I was tipsy enough to consider staying until I saw him remove beer bottles and empty fast food bags from the mattress pile. For a cute hookup I can put up with a lot, but lack of basic cleanliness and hygiene is a serious dealbreaker." — Jordana, 23Guess which one is talking about Kool....."As I was hooking up with this guy, he stops and says, 'You get a golden ticket!' like Willy Wonka, and pulls out a magnum condom with a gold wrapper...dealbreaker." — Maureen, 25
Have nothing better to do?
Kool, do us all a favor ok little guy, POP THAT CHERRY...ok? You got so much stored up it's in your brain now, probably start dripping out of your nose and ears.
I will tell you this, that first time you will be disappointed. Like anything else it will take time to get it right. Of course a little like you will think your drilling for oil with...JAB JAB JAB JABJABJABJAB....like some ing monkey.
This ain't got to do with your sex problems, just something I like.
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"I met a guy online who was good looking. He seemed like a normal guyUo I thought would be a fun hookup. But before we'd barely even gotten into it, he asked if he could put it in my butt. When I said no, he asked, 'Why not?' Um, because I said so? This is the FIRST time we've hooked up, and you're going there already? Not to mention all he could talk about the rest of the time that we hung out was my ass. That was the end of that. He apologized after a little time had passed and was actually sincere about it, but I was definitely not interested in trying again. When I say no, I mean NO." - Keira, 25
I dated this girl who asked on the first date if I liked anal sex with women (had to clarify this for the gots out there). I told her of course, to which she responded I would never tap into her fawtbox. I then said to her "girl it will be alright, if anything bad happens to your ass, Texas MedClinic is right around the co-nuh"
stay away from layne staley.
"I met a guy online who was good looking. He seemed like a normal guyUo I thought would be a fun hookup. But before we'd barely even gotten into it, he asked if he could put it in my butt. When I said no, he asked, 'Why not?' Um, because I said so? This is the FIRST time we've hooked up, and you're going there already? Not to mention all he could talk about the rest of the time that we hung out was my ass. That was the end of that. He apologized after a little time had passed and was actually sincere about it, but I was definitely not interested in trying again. When I say no, I mean NO." - Keira, 25
I dated this girl who asked on the first date if I liked anal sex with women (had to clarify this for the gots out there). I told her of course, to which she responded I would never tap into her fawtbox. I then said to her "girl it will be alright, if anything bad happens to your ass, Texas MedClinic is right around the co-nuh"
When I read her story I was thinking..that sounds like my Lebomb... Always ripping apart dem asses....
Will Someone please show Avante some attention..he keeps trying to use Kool to deflect away from everyone pointing out he's a pedo.....he's counting on you guys to align with him against Kool....someone help him out please and start bashing me for this thread...it will be a nice little deflection for him...at least for a minute....
I'd shoot a sick ass pedo, why ignore my stance on that sickness?Will Someone please show Avante some attention..he keeps trying to use Kool to deflect away from everyone pointing out he's a pedo.....he's counting on you guys to align with him against Kool....someone help him out please and start bashing me for this thread...it will be a nice little deflection for him...at least for a minute....
Kool
What really is wrong with you little guy? Why are so..OH MY GOD SEX SEX SEX SEX....well? Dude...WE ALL LOVE SEX...ok little man? To CONSTANTLY.............SEX YIPPPPPEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sheesh~~~~~~~~
Kool, why keep ignoring my stance on sick ass pedos. what ya can't read? I really would kick the out of anyone messing with kids, now why act like you can;'t read? Well?
LOL..........yeah, I love me some tiggo bitties and a nice fawtbox!!When I read her story I was thinking..that sounds like my Lebomb... Always ripping apart dem asses....
Feel free to start kicking your own ass any minute now....
why so uptight Bruh
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