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    A neverending cycle Trainwreck2100's Avatar
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    Bet you don't feel so bad now.

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    I love craft beer. Sense's Avatar
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    wow. :/

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    are you a size 14?
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    Is that in dog years?

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    Player To Be Named Later
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    Trainwreck, there are many females on here that have an affinity for power rangers and pokemon.

    The solution to your problem may come along sooner than you think.

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    A neverending cycle Trainwreck2100's Avatar
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    Trainwreck, there are many females on here that have an affinity for power rangers and pokemon.
    That's not the problem it's finding one that likes power rangers, pokemon, AND the Spurs.

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    Dr. Pepper Johnny_Blaze_47's Avatar
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    Now you're just being picky,

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    Player To Be Named Later
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    That's not the problem it's finding one that likes power rangers, pokemon, AND the Spurs.
    I agree, that is a dangerous combination and rare to find.

    Keep your ear to the grindstone.

    Be patient. Good things will come.

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    A neverending cycle Trainwreck2100's Avatar
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    I agree, that is a dangerous combination and rare to find.

    Keep your ear to the grindstone.

    Be patient. Good things will come.
    Indeed there is someone out there for everyone, who knows where the one for me she could be down the street (prob not cause I wouldn't go near them) Or she could be somewhere far away, Idaho maybe?

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    A neverending cycle Trainwreck2100's Avatar
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    this saying helps keep me going, it's not just for lonliness and sexlessness but for a myriad of problems

    It always rains during the storm...this is just...a long storm, right?

    That's right I'm just in a long storm, a long storm I'd like to call Hurricane Me not getting any.

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    Injured Reserve Vashner's Avatar
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    Damn I am going on a month and I feel bad... 20 years...

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    sweet gravity blackbucket's Avatar
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    Too weird to live, and too rare to die. midgetonadonkey's Avatar
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    I suggest you look in the phone book under Escort Service. With any luck, you won't get herpes.

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    Injured Reserve Vashner's Avatar
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    Don't do that... (hahaha not that I know from experiance)..

    But yea some guido will be sitting outside or inside next to the girl (ok so we called one for a birthday party once for a work friend.. stripper)..

    Go to Cozumel. Tell taxi to take you to Platinas or Black and White (clubs). Don't forget to keep some money for taxi back to hotel. If lady likes you, you will get cell phone number and she will come to your room for future fun.

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    e^(i*pi) + 1 = 0 MannyIsGod's Avatar
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    Weak. Grow some balls and hit on a girl.

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    The Kiwi Connection NZHayden's Avatar
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    how old are you

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    GAME OVER gospursgojas's Avatar
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    Yeah b.c if you are 80 and havent been laid since you were 60 than maybe thats a good thing j/k I know how old you are....

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    I come in Marklar. Marklar MM's Avatar
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    It is called a dating website. Or one of those "Get laid tonight" dating sites.

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    A neverending cycle Trainwreck2100's Avatar
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    Weak. Grow some balls and hit on a girl.
    I've been burned alot, Mr. Smooth I am not

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    I've been burned alot, Mr. Smooth I am not

    I KNEW IT! I KNEW you had some pent-up agression against women! I could tell by the way you were dissing the whole population of women. For starters, you can't go around talking like that to women or it'll be another 20 years for ya bud. Next, just do something humane for a girl you know or even one on the street and you might see results! But none of that talk that we're the root of evil....

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    Moss is Da Sauce! mouse's Avatar
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    Theres always.................



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    A neverending cycle Trainwreck2100's Avatar
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    I KNEW IT! I KNEW you had some pent-up agression against women! I could tell by the way you were dissing the whole population of women. For starters, you can't go around talking like that to women or it'll be another 20 years for ya bud. Next, just do something humane for a girl you know or even one on the street and you might see results! But none of that talk that we're the root of evil....
    They are not interconnected the root of evil is a mathematical fact

    We can agree that A girlfriend is a product of time
    and money right?

    Girlfriend = Time * Money

    Your girlfriend is a woman!

    Girfriend = Woman
    Woman = Time * Money

    We all know that time is money...

    time = money
    woman = money * money

    woman = (money)^2

    We also know that money is the root of all evil,
    correct?

    money = sqrt(evil)

    woman = [sqrt(evil)]^2

    Hence,

    woman = evil

    WOMEN ARE EVIL!!!

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    Toot My Van Horn
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    Where is GIG when you need him? I thought he was the Mac Daddy of the club.

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    Veteran Kdfelicity's Avatar
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    They are not interconnected the root of evil is a mathematical fact

    We can agree that A girlfriend is a product of time
    and money right?

    Girlfriend = Time * Money

    Your girlfriend is a woman!

    Girfriend = Woman
    Woman = Time * Money

    We all know that time is money...

    time = money
    woman = money * money

    woman = (money)^2

    We also know that money is the root of all evil,
    correct?

    money = sqrt(evil)

    woman = [sqrt(evil)]^2

    Hence,

    woman = evil

    WOMEN ARE EVIL!!!

    Not EVERY woman is bad!! I will agree with you that MOST are, ok. Most are es. Hence the reason why I don't hang out with many women. I prefer hanging with guys, there's less drama and I don't have to hear stupid es. But like I said you can't go around talking like that. You can't wonder why you're not getting any, cuz I'm flat out telling you why!!!

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    A neverending cycle Trainwreck2100's Avatar
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    Not EVERY woman is bad!! I will agree with you that MOST are, ok. Most are es. Hence the reason why I don't hang out with many women. I prefer hanging with guys, there's less drama and I don't have to hear stupid es. But like I said you can't go around talking like that. You can't wonder why you're not getting any, cuz I'm flat out telling you why!!!

    Hanging with guys is fun until you here one of them talking about his "experience" with a girl you were interested in, but she went with him, never to give you the light of day.

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    Veteran Kdfelicity's Avatar
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    Hanging with guys is fun until you here one of them talking about his "experience" with a girl you were interested in, but she went with him, never to give you the light of day.

    Awwww As my best friend says(an aggie, no less) "Everything's gonna be alright" train.

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