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    Millennial Messiah UNT Eagles 2016's Avatar
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    I staked out the girl I had unprotected sex with this past October's dorm from 5am this morning thru 15 minutes ago when I finally saw her walking towards the convenience store, then I went inside the convenience store to see her. She got rid of her nice long permed hair she had when she was dating me and now wears this obnoxious afro with the sides cut almost bald, whatever. I said hi, you're the one that got away, hope you have a great life etc. but the only thing I really wanted to see was her belly. Fortunately, her belly was the same size it was on October 12th when we did it missionary style without a condom & I came inside her. (Always curvy, not fat just thick -- but no bump.) That was roughly 6 months ago so the bump would be obvious by now. And she's never mentioned a pregnancy or anything, but I always got the su ious feeling she was hiding it from me.


    MAN I'm relieved!

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    Veteran SpursforSix's Avatar
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    You're most likely sterile

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    Millennial Messiah UNT Eagles 2016's Avatar
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    You're most likely sterile
    nah.

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    i hunt fenced animals clambake's Avatar
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    how odd

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    Controversy Koolaid_Man's Avatar
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    I staked out the girl I had unprotected sex with this past October's dorm from 5am this morning thru 15 minutes ago when I finally saw her walking towards the convenience store, then I went inside the convenience store to see her. She got rid of her nice long permed hair she had when she was dating me and now wears this obnoxious afro with the sides cut almost bald, whatever. I said hi, you're the one that got away, hope you have a great life etc. but the only thing I really wanted to see was her belly. Fortunately, her belly was the same size it was on October 12th when we did it missionary style without a condom & I came inside her. (Always curvy, not fat just thick -- but no bump.) That was roughly 6 months ago so the bump would be obvious by now. And she's never mentioned a pregnancy or anything, but I always got the su ious feeling she was hiding it from me.


    MAN I'm relieved!

    Don't worry bruh....that tranny you came in missionary style just developed a beer gut thats all...you should be good man...and stop worrying about his afro..if it bothers you that much ask him to put it in corn rolls

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    Winner in a losers circle 140's Avatar
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    She most likely took the risk of an abortion over having you as the father of her kid

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    She most likely took the risk of an abortion over having you as the father of her kid
    Dude, is this all you do here, seeing who you can bother?

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    VanillaPlayerFan BD24's Avatar
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    This is some creepy ing . You are one weird .

    Hopeful that you have to eat a sandwich in a few months.

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    I staked out the girl I had unprotected sex with this past October's dorm from 5am this morning thru 15 minutes ago when I finally saw her walking towards the convenience store, then I went inside the convenience store to see her. She got rid of her nice long permed hair she had when she was dating me and now wears this obnoxious afro with the sides cut almost bald, whatever. I said hi, you're the one that got away, hope you have a great life etc. but the only thing I really wanted to see was her belly. Fortunately, her belly was the same size it was on October 12th when we did it missionary style without a condom & I came inside her. (Always curvy, not fat just thick -- but no bump.) That was roughly 6 months ago so the bump would be obvious by now. And she's never mentioned a pregnancy or anything, but I always got the su ious feeling she was hiding it from me.


    MAN I'm relieved!
    Comin in a Trannys ass wont get him pregnant.

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    Controversy Koolaid_Man's Avatar
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    Comin in a Trannys ass wont get him pregnant.

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    Controversy Koolaid_Man's Avatar
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    Comin in a Trannys ass wont get him pregnant.
    He didn't mention the dangling tranny and the response once he busted his nut....


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    Winner in a losers circle 140's Avatar
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    Dude, is this all you do here, seeing who you can bother?
    Dude, is this all you do here, seeing who you can bother? well?

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    LMAO koriwhat's Avatar
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    in' desperate weirdo. Stalking a chick whp never claimed to be pregnant. Wtf?

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    Controversy Koolaid_Man's Avatar
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    in' desperate weirdo. Stalking a chick whp never claimed to be pregnant. Wtf?

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    Controversy Koolaid_Man's Avatar
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    I staked out the girl I had unprotected sex with this past October's dorm from 5am this morning thru 15 minutes ago when I finally saw her walking towards the convenience store, then I went inside the convenience store to see her. She got rid of her nice long permed hair she had when she was dating me and now wears this obnoxious afro with the sides cut almost bald, whatever. I said hi, you're the one that got away, hope you have a great life etc. but the only thing I really wanted to see was her belly. Fortunately, her belly was the same size it was on October 12th when we did it missionary style without a condom & I came inside her. (Always curvy, not fat just thick -- but no bump.) That was roughly 6 months ago so the bump would be obvious by now. And she's never mentioned a pregnancy or anything, but I always got the su ious feeling she was hiding it from me.

    MAN I'm relieved!

    ^ translation....I'm a stalker, peeping Tom, and creepy weirdo who has unprotected sex with Tranny's

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    Veteran SpursforSix's Avatar
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    ^ translation....I'm a stalker, peeping Tom, and creepy weirdo who has unprotected sex with Tranny's
    what we have here is someone with UNT...a youngster...not been in the world...no sex through high school
    learned what he could from the old dirty mags down under that rock at the park...
    nope...never seen a real vagina but just pictures of people that looked like men having sex with people that looked like women...doesn't know that the penis is out of place on a real woman
    so...how is he supposed to..."Hey, you have a penis...you're a man"????? huh??? how's he going to know?
    instead it's a human with long hair and sort of breasts...wants to go home with him...that hole???? it's all he knows

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    Comin in a Trannys ass wont get him pregnant.
    Truthbombs, tbh

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    Millennial Messiah UNT Eagles 2016's Avatar
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    100% not a tranny... she was legit and very womanly. Put out like a goddess, 'twas 4 hours of amazing sex. She wouldn't have taken the Plan B pill she did if she was a tranny. I watched her take it. But it's only what, 80% effective?

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    Veteran SpursforSix's Avatar
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    100% not a tranny... she was legit and very womanly. Put out like a goddess, 'twas 4 hours of amazing sex. She wouldn't have taken the Plan B pill she did if she was a tranny. I watched her take it. But it's only what, 80% effective?
    It's 100% effective with trannies.

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    Millennial Messiah UNT Eagles 2016's Avatar
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    It's 100% effective with trannies.
    Trannies don't menstruate. And don't tell me she purposely cut herself down there when I was around to "make her think it was real" or some stupid like that. Period blood tastes like iron, completely different from normal blood.

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    Club Rookie of The Year DJR210's Avatar
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    gui ude27 still going hard in the paint 10 years later

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    Millennial Messiah UNT Eagles 2016's Avatar
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    It's 100% effective with trannies.
    And no, it's 0% effective with trannies. Don't be a dumbass. Trannies are barren without a functioning uterus, so they get pregnant 0% of the time. 0% - 0 = 0%... NOT 100%. Back to 2nd grade for you

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    faggy opinion + certainty Mark Celibate's Avatar
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    One casual sex doesn't necessarily lead to pregnancy imho, but it really can happen even when you're doing it beyond a week of her ovulation period. Dude got lucky to dodge a bullet, tbh.

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    All Hail the Legatron The Reckoning's Avatar
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    sounds like you haven't had much sex

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