do you have a Yolanda in your life?

[mookie2001]

Saldivar?
someone who would betray you, stab you in the back?
I do

and if you think you don't
remember

"Yolanda would never do that to me!"
-Selena

[Trainwreck2100]

She'll go to for helping to launch JLo's career.

[mookie2001]

I used to thing cbf would
but he wouldnt
we're tight like vice grip

[HB22inSA]

Sure, doesn't everyone?

If someone wants to shoot me in the back, there's nothing I can do about it. But I won't spend my entire life looking over my shoulder, either.

[mookie2001]

I can
someone is out to get me
I often drift when i drive, having fatal thoughts of suicide

[midgetonadonkey]

"I don't know who wrote that check Mr. Quintanilla. But I will find out. I will."

[mookie2001]

i take my boys everywhere i go because im paranoid

could it be the feds?
the people who think i narced on them?
the roaddogs?
could it be eye of a pig retaliation?

[mookie2001]

could it be the Illumaniti trying to shut me up?
could it be those Republican Sooners?
could it be my own homeboys?
thats why the G17 is my only friend

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

could it be the Illumaniti trying to shut me up?
could it be those Republican Sooners?
could it be my own homeboys?
thats why the G17 is my only friend

I think GiG might be trying to kill you.

[CrazyOne]

You're not paranoid if they really are out to get you...

I know.

[Marklar MM]

I have a Yolanda in the back of my Honda.

[exstatic]

I used to thing cbf would
but he wouldnt
we're tight like vice grip

Actually, it's vise grip. A vice grip is when a hooker wraps her legs around you.


Main Entry: vise
Pronunciation: 'vIs
Function: noun
Etymology: Middle French vis screw, something winding, from Latin vitis vine -- more at WITHY
1 : any of various tools with two jaws for holding work that close usually by a screw, lever, or cam
2 : something likened to a vise <economic vise of slow growth and rampant price increases -- David Milne>
- vise·like /-"lIk/ adjective

[exstatic]

I have a Yolanda in the back of my Honda.

...with workout tapes by Fonda.

[Marklar MM]

What can I say? I like big butts and I cannot lie, you other brothas can't deny.

[T Park]

Yolanda was my best friend's aunt in high school.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

That when a girl walks in with an itty-bitty waist and a round thing in your face, you get sprung.

That's what you can say.

[mookie2001]

thats what we're tight like then vise grip
not grips, just 1 grip

[Marklar MM]

All right, stop, collaborate and listen, Ice is back with my brand new invention, somethin grabs ahold of me tightly, flow like a harpoon daily and nightly, (will it ever stop), Yo I don't know turn out the lights, and I'll glow, to the extreme I rock a mic like a vandal light up the stage and wax a chump like a candle, dance, silky and smooth, killin your brain like a poisonous mushroom, deadly when I hear a dope melody anything less than the best is a felony.

[ShoogarBear]

mookie, what's your address again?

Sincerely,

Yolanda

[Cant_Be_Faded]

"What have i done to my best friiiiiennnd"

"I neverrrr want to beee like heeeeem"

[thispego]

mookie, did you sign those papers i sent you yet?

[mookie2001]

yeah my laywer said as of now youre my 100% benificiary

[thispego]

egggcellent
-montgomery burns

[mookie2001]

hey thispego remember when you got really drunk and you were crawling in the mud crying and yelling "i dont want to be like my brother, I NEVAAAAAAAAAA want to be like him!!!"

[thispego]

let me guess, you did that gay mookie laugh at yourself while you were typing that.... no i dont recall that... nor do i remember ever having a brother or commenting about not wanting to be like him