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What an Ass kickin'!!
I got this in an e-mail and thought you guys might enjoy it...
ONE MEAN MULE!!!
This may be a first...A couple from Montana were out riding on the range, he with his rifle and she (fortunately) with her camera. Their dogs always followed them, but on this occasion a Mountain Lion decided that he wanted to stalk the dogs (you'll see the dogs in the background watching). Very, very bad decision...The hunter got off the mule with his rifle and decided to shoot in the air to scare away the lion, but before he could get off a shot the lion charged in and decided he wanted a piece of those dogs. With that, the mule took off and decided he wanted a piece of that lion. That's when all broke loose...for the lion. As the lion approached the dogs the mule snatched him up by the tail and started whirling him around. Banging its head on the ground on every pass. Then he dropped it, stomped on it and held it to the ground by the throat. The mule then got down on his knees and bit the thing all over a couple of dozen times to make sure it was dead, than whipped it into the air again, walked back over to the couple (that were stunned in silence) and stood there ready to continue his ride... as if nothing had just happened. Fortunately even though the hunter didn't get off a shot, his wife got off these 4...
What an Ass kickin'!!
How strange for a mule to have protective instincts. Isn't it?
ing cool!
poor kitty!
Thats Nothing...
A newlywed farmer and his wife were visited by her mother, who immediately demanded an inspection of the place. The farmer had genuinely tried to be friendly to his new mother-in-law, hoping that it could be a friendly, non-antagonistic relationship.
To no avail, she kept nagging them at every opportunity, demanding changes, offering unwanted advice and making life unbearable to the farmer and his new bride.
While they were walking through the barn, the farmer's mule suddenly reared up and kicked the mother-in-law in the head, killing her instantly!
At the funeral service a few days later, the farmer stood near the casket and greeted folks as they walked by.
The pastor noticed that whenever a woman would whisper something to the farmer, he would nod his head yes and say something.
Whenever a man walked by and whispered to the farmer, however, he would shake his head, no and mumble a reply.
Very curious as to this bizarre behavior, the pastor later asked the farmer what that was all about.
The farmer replied, "The women would say, 'What a terrible tragedy' and I would nod my head and say, 'Yes, it was.'
The men would ask, 'Can I borrow that mule?' and I would shake my head and say, 'Can't. It's all booked up for a year.'
Holy cow!
Ba Dam Bump!!!!
Actually, Mules are frequently trained to be "guards" for sheep and goat herds...they run off coyotes, bobcats, etc. What was really strange about this to me was that the mule was protecting the dogs...most mules have an instinctive dislike for dogs...
Well, a mule could only do a half-ass job.Note the dog audience.... Gives new meaning to the phrase "BAD ASS"
Well, a mule could only do a half-ass job.
I wonder who else in this audience besides me will get the joke...
I would hope in South TEXAS there would be more than one.
I wonder who else in this audience besides me will get the joke...
geez...I get it...
I've seen the photos before...I think this is the second time through the e-mail circuit...
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