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If they control with dogs you are pretty much screwed depending on the size of the bag... only option in that case is right in the ass imho
Alright Spurstalk, I've done a little homework on this but decided to just bite the bullet and ask you degenerates for some advice.
The wife and I are going to ACL on Friday and while I'm too old for this, I need to sneak weed into the festival. Short of inserting a bag of weed into any part of my body, what's the best way to go about this without getting caught?
I'm bringing an empty vaporizer so that will just be packed in our backpack....it's the bag of weed I'm concerned about.
Please let me know what to do.....except avante, that pos needs to stay out of this thread.
Thank you in advance.
If they control with dogs you are pretty much screwed depending on the size of the bag... only option in that case is right in the ass imho
Put it in your butt.
You're taking a "bag" in?
Lol....anything other than that.
Not necessarily....that was my first thought though was to put it in a ziplock and just put it in my shoe or next to my sac....I was just hoping someone had a better idea.
Ok...here's what you do.
Have someone outside with a drone. Attached a decoy bag to the drone. Have the drone come down and then you scream "it's a dirty bomb". Then have your buddy outside throw a Frisbee in with the weed attached to it.
With all the commotion, you should be able easily get the weed off the Frisbee.
While I like where you're head is at, I'd prefer to not commit any felonies.
Fair enough. Ok, here's what you do. Get on Backpage and find a hooker that really needs the money. Take her to the show. Have another hooker outside on a catapult. Have your buddy catapult her in. When she's falling, have the hooker you're with scream, "oh ...ISIS!". Then have the Frisbee thrown in.
Hmmmm....still fee like there's an issue with legality there....plus, I don't think Mrs. Johnsmith would be down for that one.
Also, I know this is a dumb topic and I'm over thinking this process, but it's been a while since I've intentionally broken laws.
I don't know how much you're wanting to take it but it seems like you could easily get enough in your shoe or something. I've never been to ACL so I don't know if they have dogs.
I've never been to a concert where they did.
Keep it in your car and walk up to the venue and see if they do have dogs. If they don't, just stick it in your shoes or pants. If they do have dogs, see the catapult trick.
Dont be a pussy and roll a few blunts and walk in like you own the joint!
I can't imagine they have dogs either....I went last year and every third person was smoking so it can't be that ing hard. I'm just too old and have to many responsibilities to get in trouble for something as trivial as weed. Shame I live in the one state that will never legalize it because it's full of inbred rednecks that honestly believe they know what's best for everyone.
Nah, I'm bringing a dry herb vaporizer I just bought ($200 ing dollars)....and I want to use it....otherwise you're exactly right and that's what I should do.
If dogs are there at the gate, you're gonna have to get creative with some laundry detergent or oil or something to block out the dog's ability to smell.. Do you even want to go through the hassle when you can more than likely score a sack when you're in there?
Also, your local head shops should have the dummy containers that look like everyday items but feature a hidden compartment to stash whatever you want. Also, if you're wife is gangsta and bout that life she can always use her , would be much easier and comfortable than your ass, IMHO
Are you able to score wax (BHO)?? No odor and most vapes have interchangeable parts to accommodate dry herbs or oils etc..
The head shop idea is a good one. Again though, i can't imagine they have dogs.
Also, I'm sure they'd do anything if they caught you with it or smoking it. They'd probably just make you throw it away.
I doubt it too.. SpursforSix's catapult idea is good too but if a vape and some bud happened to land near me I'm gonna take it
Last edited by DJR210; 10-05-2016 at 03:52 PM.
1. You wasted your money. Dry herb vaporizers are stupid and more headache than their worth.
2. Don't listen to a guy with gy tatts on his calves. And definitely don't let him call you a pussy.
3. I imagine ACL will be like Marley Fest. Don't sweat it too much. Put it in your ing underwear if you're stressing that much over it. They won't frisk you or fondle your balls.
4. If you're that much a pussy, get blown before you come in or eat a ing edible a few hours before you go. If the edible is half way decent, you will be more loaded than smoking out of a friggin dry herb vaporizer.
That was my idea. WTF.
Lol, it was your idea....and a good one at that!
my bad
Fixed.
roll a couple. its just for you and her, right?
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