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    Keith Jackson mookie2001's Avatar
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    i pulled out my strap and the punks chode exploded
    He was scared cuz the glock was loaded
    the wanted to tussle so we got in rumble, he was quick, so we had to hustle
    my homeboy came across town through the rush-hour bustle, he was late but he brought some muscle

















    the hustle bustle rap by mookie
    with assistance from cant be faded

    thoughts?

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    uups stups! Cant_Be_Faded's Avatar
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    its supposed to be performed with a lisp though, for effect.

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    I think I speak for everyone when I say ....what?

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    Seek True Love, within. bigzak25's Avatar
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    i pulled out my strap and the punks chode exploded
    He was scared cuz the glock was loaded
    the wanted to tussle so we got in rumble, he was quick, so we had to hustle

    his chode exploded? i didn't know that could explode.

    and he still wanted to tussle?

    and why fight if you had a glock?

    i mean really, what started all this....why was he a punk in the first place?



    good job though man, keep it flowin....

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    I'm Way Funnier Than You TastesLikeChicken's Avatar
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    This is a little awkward


    Not because of the song, but because "Hustle" and "Bustle" are the nicknames of my ballz

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    Keith Jackson mookie2001's Avatar
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    yeah well chodes only explode if your happy or excited, otherwise they implode, but scared can go either way
    he had the glock, but he wanted to tussle too
    Last edited by mookie2001; 04-13-2005 at 01:44 PM. Reason: chode syntax

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    uups stups! Cant_Be_Faded's Avatar
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    yeah well chodes only explode if your happy or excited, otherwise they implode, but scared can go either way
    he had the glock, but he wanted to tussle too

    no no no

    they explode if you get angry or overly happy/excited

    and implode if you have an anticlimactic response

    like if neil's parents are gone for the entire spring break, and he leaves on wednesday and we expected it and just go "heh" then our chodes imploded
    i think thats it
    Last edited by Cant_Be_Faded; 04-13-2005 at 11:14 PM. Reason: <chode> = <explode/implode>

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    I will not be mishandled MI21's Avatar
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    Rap with the same rhyming all the time sucks.

    Hustle, Muscle, Tussle etc..

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    uups stups! Cant_Be_Faded's Avatar
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    thats just one verse dude....plus, audibly it would be "tuthle, muthle, huthle" cuz its supposed to be said with a lisp
    LOL
    making if one of the funniest verses of all time

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    Keith Jackson mookie2001's Avatar
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    thats just one verse dude....plus, audibly it would be "tuthle, muthle, huthle" cuz its supposed to be said with a lisp
    LOL
    making if one of the funniest verses of all time




    i agree

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    uups stups! Cant_Be_Faded's Avatar
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    a bullet proof vest aint *STUFF*

    when i have 1245 worth of vbookie ca$$$$$$h

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    It's 11:46...and OU STILL sucks!!!!! jalbre6's Avatar
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    This is a little awkward


    Not because of the song, but because "Hustle" and "Bustle" are the nicknames of my ballz

    "People call me the Bry man; I'm the stylish one of the group. I know what you're asking yourself and the answer is yes. I have a nick name for my penis. Its called the Octagon, but I also nick named my testes - my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater. You ladies play your cards right, you just might get to meet the whole gang!"

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    uups stups! Cant_Be_Faded's Avatar
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    that movie was a classic

    remember when will ferrel sees christina applegate and is like

    "....by the beard of zeus!"

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    bump

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    I was gonna have to tuthle at rumorhazzit the other day

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