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I got drunk and asked my friend to hit me on the head with a steel chair. (I was a big wrestling fan at the time) My head split open and I had to get 10 s ches in my head.
In the spirit of the annual get faced drunk day(otherwise known as New Year's Eve), please tell us your most outrageous drunk stories. Actual stories please, no made up off the wall crap.
I have quite a few of my own(and someone else's
) so I'll have to think of the best one to post.
In the meantime....
"Talk amongst yourselves"
I got drunk and asked my friend to hit me on the head with a steel chair. (I was a big wrestling fan at the time) My head split open and I had to get 10 s ches in my head.
I ted my pants when I was in the 5th grade.
I ted my pants when I was in the 5th grade.
Isn't it SHAT my pants? And you were drunk in the 5th grade??? okay.
Port o' Call in Ft Lauderdale, circa 1991. Hot blind chick with a seeing-eye dog wanders up to our table ...
nevermind.
I only have one drunk story because I have only been drunk once.
I was 16- got drunk bad...threw up in the early AM- played with a girl.
The end. Haven't drank again.
Weak!!!
The first night I met my wife, I got drunk and was beating her on the head with a paper towel roller. Now let me say one other thing, I was also stoned
so that is a double whammy. I then puked into a tea pitcher and the retreated to my bed.
I woke up the next morning not remembering much but my room mate filled me in. I said oh well, just another up.
To make a long story short, we have been married almost 13 years now!
MY WIFE IS THE BEST!
I have another drunk story...
It was the night the Spurs won their first ring in 1999. I drove in from College Station to party downtown and between me and my two friends we had 2 cases of Natty Light on us. We downed the first case on the way to SA and then parked and walked around downtown with the second case in my backpack. We walked around until 5 am and then decided to head to my cousin's house in Devine. We couldn't remember where we parked so we walked around and looked for it for until 8am. We didn't find it and decided to take a nap in some alley downtown. After a good 6 or 7 hours, we woke up, bought another case of brew, and walked around some more to find my truck parked 2 blocks from where we slept. We hung out on the bed of my truck, finished the case and headed to Fiesta Texas, where we proceeded to drop some acid and get on the rides. We then drank a few pitchers of Warsteiner in the German part of the park and got kicked out for shouting profanities during the laser show.
Good times.
1987 Spring break - Port A ... drinking.. a riot .. a stabbing... getting tear gassed by coast guard chopper... Yea it was a of a night..
I woke up on the beech near the Port A pier and they where towing away the burnt ters that where torched the night b4....
After that year they made it ed up to party in Port A. The next year they installed some wood dividers for the 1st time.
LOL maybe it was 1988??
I did a google and this lady's blog came up and she witnessed the riot lol
http://iamnorman.blogspot.com/2005_1...n_archive.html
Last edited by Vashner; 12-31-2005 at 01:11 AM.
Yea. Look who's talking.
Yea. Look who's talking.
BURN!!!
awwww...thats the edited version...
i have so many i wouldnt know where to start...dam i have two that happend in the short time ive been back in sa. maybe at the next gtg if anyone remembers ill tell you a few...i really dont have that kind of time on my hands.
Hammered dog on tequila in San Diego on weekend liberty and jumping off the room of an Embassy Suites into a 7 foot deep pool.
Didn't realize what I had done until the next day when I got in the shower and my back burned from the "pool rash" of hitting the water and rolling to keep from ing my head and a couple of Navy guys told me what I did.
Guess all that training was worth something afterall.
I got wasted and threw up on my friends couch.
I was in visiting Quebeck with some friends. I had too many to drink at a bar. Probably about 7 different drinks in less then an houer. And I'm around 120 pounds. I was fine for a while. Then we got to this club and all the drinks started to hit. I definatly danced in some cage topless. Then we got to our hotel room. I threw up over most of the room, took my clothese off adn passed out. I woke up with a black eye, the door slightly open and my money gone. I wasn't too sure what had happened. I was later told that I fell of the bed and hit the dresser, and thus the black eye. And my friends ended up booking another hotel room for the night and took my money (which they later gave back) so I wouldn't spend it on alcohol.
I have another rather good one, but thats for later.
we sooooo need to party!
I know my limit...I've never been drunk.Yea. Look who's talking.
Uh...NO!!!
I am a cool drunk most of the time. I remember Spring Break, I talked to this cop because me and my friends were walking to the store to get something to eat and he stopped us. I was walking with my hands in my pockets, and the cop was all, "You have a knife in your pants!" I was like NO it is ing pennies! ing look! So I showed him and I was right, he was wrong. So I guess the cop got pissed off and said for me to get up against the car and . Yet it all turned out, he just let me and my friends go.
I also remember one time, I was drunk and took a shower to try to sober up and I guess I forgot to put my boxers on after, well I woke up naked on the couch
Right... You'll never be an honorary Aussie.
Hmmm.
I was 17 (under-age in Australia), and while I was a bit of a beer-drinker, I had never latched onto spirits.
We were working at a cotton-growing farm, chipping cotton (that's the weeds that we chipped, we got our arses kicked if too many small cotton plants got the chop).
Anyway, on the Friday night, we drove into town in my car, and headed for the club.
Somehow, we got into a drinking contest with another farm's workers. It got down to double- and triple-Vodka and Orange.
At some point, one of our guys turned a really off colour. So, we piled into the car to drive him to hospital (I have no memory of driving, I think my mate did). While we were admitting him (he had his stomach pumped that night), the cops showed up.
They were taking names and addresses of us all. I remember being cognisant enough to tell him that I was 18, and to drop a year when he asked the year-of-birth.
Just when I thought that I had him fooled, I suddenly threw up. All over his feet and legs. To this day, I don’t know why I wasn’t thrown in gaol.
Orlando Summer 2005...Renaissance Hotel (seaworld)
Drank way way way way to much (1st time ever getting drunk) dont mix hard liquor and beer, face went numb...lol
heard i was chillin in the ballroom under the table lol yelling at people, and then running up and down the 4th floor with my hands over my head like Mcully Culkin in home alone...
Never will be drunk again, i've pretty much given up on alcohol...
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