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... people who take things so literally
Hahahaha! J/K
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1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.
3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?
4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their asses!
5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.
6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.
8. When people say "life is short". What the ?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?
9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?" . If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?
... people who take things so literally
Hahahaha! J/K
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I can't stand girls with arm-pit hair.
I can't stand worthless threads.....
with stolen material. :p
BUSTED!!!
Batman, are you really named Carlos Mencia??
Boo yeah!
I tolerate but don't understand why...upon being asked how something is progressing, that person says "I'm working on it as we speak" (which really isn't true because they are talking to me, not working on it).
this girl in one of my classes has armpit hair that is about 2 inches long
its nasty!
I used to work to with a chick from Africa named Mbong and she had a load of chest hair. I found that very strange.
Back in the day when I used to be part of corporate America, I used to share an office with a woman who didn't shave her armpits or legs. She'd wear pantyhose and all her long leg hair would be smashed up against her hose and her legs looked so nasty :vomit
I lobbied to switch offices and be with the chainsmoker instead
I can't grow armpit hair.
It's weird.
Batman, I don't get how you can't stand these things....none are a big deal.
The too much hair on girls is gross, but something I don't get is the no hair look on guys. That grosses me out. My daughter and all her little teenager friends love the guys with no hair on their legs or chest. They guys who shave or wax their legs are sexy. I always thought they were just gay.
I thought I had heard these before... cmon batman, at least mix up the order to throw us off!
I remember going to a CompUSA in San Bruno and the chick that worked in Customer Service had a beard. Nothing like Grizzly Adams, but very noticeable.Back in the day when I used to be part of corporate America, I used to share an office with a woman who didn't shave her armpits or legs. She'd wear pantyhose and all her long leg hair would be smashed up against her hose and her legs looked so nasty :vomit
I lobbied to switch offices and be with the chainsmoker instead
It's an email forward!I thought I had heard these before... cmon batman, at least mix up the order to throw us off!
The too much hair on girls is gross, but something I don't get is the no hair look on guys. That grosses me out. My daughter and all her little teenager friends love the guys with no hair on their legs or chest. They guys who shave or wax their legs are sexy. I always thought they were just gay.
Well except for the guys that have naturally no chest hair, this trend is called Metrosexuality.
It's all the rage amongst upper middle and upper class high school girls.
maybe that should have been in the original post?
It's always kind of creepy when you try to talk to a woman with a 5 o'clock shadow.
Metrosexuality is defined very graphically in the epically popular tv show, South Park.
They did it to the extreme though.
Technically, guys who spend more than 30 minutes getting ready or preparing themselves are Metro.
Here's a transcript from an email I received a while back from one of my friends who is Metro:
In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.
Keeping in mind that they are not middle or upper class....their parents are.
yeah just like there is no such thing as a poor kid
their parents are
Great point !!!!!!
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