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"You've never heard of the Millenium Falcon, It's the ship that made the Kessel run in less than 12 parsecs."
Han Solo
Star Wars
"Maybe, Maybe not, maybe yourself"
Mark Walberg
The Departed
"You've never heard of the Millenium Falcon, It's the ship that made the Kessel run in less than 12 parsecs."
Han Solo
Star Wars
Man, I see in fight club the strongest and smartest men who've ever lived. I see all this potential, and I see squandering. God damn it, an entire generation pumping gas, waiting tables; slaves with white collars. Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy we don't need. We're the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our Great War's a spiritual war... our Great Depression is our lives. We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars. But we won't. And we're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off.
Tyler Durden
Fight Club
"Well, o, Mr. Fancypants. Well, I've got news for you, pal, you ain't leadin' but two things: Jack and …and Jack just left town."
Ash(Bruce Cambell)
Army of Darkness
Show me the money!
Rob Tidwell: Do you love this black man?
Jerry Maguire: I love the black man! Show me the money!
Rob Tidwell: I love black people.
Jerry Maguire: I love black people!
Rob Tidwell: Who's your mother- er?
Jerry Maguire: You my mother- er!
Rob Tidwell: What you gonna do, Jerry?
Jerry Maguire: Show me the money!
Rob Tidwell: Congradulations, you're still my agent.
I know what you're thinking..."Did he fire 6 shots or only 5?". Well to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But being that this is a .44 Magnum --the most powerful handgun in the world and can blow your head clean off - you've got to ask yourself a question..."Do I feel lucky?" Well do ya...punk?
Hey, what were they like anyway? They looked pretty good, are they real? Are they built for speed or comfort? What'd you do with them? Motorboat? You play the motorboat?
You motorboatin son of a ! You old sailor you! Where is she? She still in the house?
Vince Vaughn -- Wedding Crashers
There are so many wedding Crasher quotes that are ing great.
Absolutly adore Eastwood.
I know what you're thinking..."Did he fire 6 shots or only 5?". Well to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But being that this is a .44 Magnum --the most powerful handgun in the world and can blow your head clean off - you've got to ask yourself a question..."Do I feel lucky?" Well do ya...punk?
From "Unforgiven"
"We all got it coming kid."
There's few movies out there that have as many awesomely bad quotes as The Fast And The Furious. So many funny ass groaners in that turd.
"Ask any racer, any real racer. It doesn't matter if you win by an inch or a mile; winning's winning."
"I live my life a quarter mile at a time. Nothing else matters: not the mortgage, not the store, not my team and all their bull . For those ten seconds or less, I'm free."
"Oh ! We got cops, cops, cops, cops!"
"So check it out, it's like this - If I lose, winner takes my car clean and clear. But if I win, I take the cash, and I take the respect!"
"You can have any brew you want... as long as it's a Corona."
"If you want time, buy the magazine!"
"Bull asshole, no one likes the tuna here!"
"I owe you a ten-second car."
"So, you are obviously the big . The men on the side of ya are your balls. There are two types of balls. There are big brave balls, and there are little mincey got balls. Now, s have drive and clarity of vision, but they are not clever. They smell pussy and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good old pussy, and have brought your two small mincey got balls along for a good old time. But you've got your parties mangled up. There's no pussy here, just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick, you are having second thoughts. You are shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with you. And the fact that you've got "Replica" written down the side of your gun. And the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle point five O written down the side of mine should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now... off! "
Bullet-Tooth Tony
Snatch
Lol, nice one!
"Joey, Do you like movies about Gladiators"
Captin Clarence Over
Airplane
LOL, that one cracks me up
Another good one
Janice, I apologize to you if I don't seem real eager to jump into a forced awkward intimate situation that people like to call dating. I don't like the feeling. You're sitting there, you're wondering do I have food on my face, am I eating, am I talking too much, are they talking enough, am I interested I'm not really interested, should I play like I'm interested but I'm not that interested but I think she might be interested but do I want to be interested but now she's not interested? So all of the sudden I'm getting, I'm starting to get interested... And when am I supposed to kiss her? Do I have to wait for the door cause then it's awkward, it's like well goodnight. Do you do like that ass-out hug? Where you like, you hug each other like this and your ass sticks out cause you're trying not to get too close or do you just go right in and kiss them on the lips or don't kiss them at all? It's very difficult trying to read the situation. And all the while you're just really wondering are we gonna get hopped up enough to make some bad decisions? Perhaps play a little game called "just the tip". Just for a second, just to see how it feels. Or, ouch, ouch you're on my hair.
"Well, I'm a mushroom-cloud-layin' mother er, mother er! Every time my fingers touch brain, I'm Superfly T.N.T., I'm the Guns of the Navarone! IN FACT, WHAT THE AM I DOIN' IN THE BACK? YOU'RE THE MOTHER ER WHO SHOULD BE ON BRAIN DETAIL! We're in' switchin'! I'm washin' the windows, and you're pickin' up this ######'s skull!"
- Jules (Pulp Fiction)
Nice..
From "Outlaw Josey Wales"
"...dyin' ain't much of a livin', boy."
"What now? Let me tell you what now. I'ma call a coupla hard, pipe-hittin' ######s, who'll go to work on the homes here with a pair of pliers and a blow torch. You hear me talkin', hillbilly boy? I ain't through with you by a damn sight. I'ma get medieval on your ass."
- Marsellus Wallace (Pulp Fiction)
"Does he look like a ?"
haha another great movie for dialogue...pulp fiction is one of the best.
"Here's 50 bucks. Take this in case I get drunk and call you a later."
Ricky(Vince Vaughn)
Made
"I feel like Buckner, walking back into Shea..."
Matt Damon
Rounders
Johnny Ringo: My fight's not with you, Holliday.
Doc Holliday: I beg to differ, sir. We started a game we never got to finish. "Play For Blood" -- remember?
Johnny Ringo: Oh that. That was just foolin' about.
Doc Holliday: I wasn't.
Tombstone
This is the one from airplane that I love
Young Boy with Coffee: Excuse me, I happened to be passing, and I thought you might like some coffee.
Little Girl: Oh, that's very nice of you, thank you.
Young Boy with Coffee: Cream?
Little Girl: No, thank you, I take it black, like my men.
Brooke: My sister has been through a lot... Gary: ...of !
The Break up...haha...Vince Vaughn is the in man...
That was great line, lol.
Airplane has great ones, like that old white lady who speaks Jive...
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