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is that his real last name?
o everybody!
As you all know, the turn of the calendar year is very significant and this is the year I will all turn it around
Step 1: Find employment
Being a professional guitar hero musician doesn't seem to pay the bills, main reason why my 6ft black wife left me (nothing to do with being 5'6 or a small pecker). I've been putting in my resume and hoping by asking for 200k a year at my local whataburger I can jew them down to 125k a year.
Step 2: Move out of my mom's house
It's hard to "get it on" with all the women I will bring home in 2019, I have high hopes for this year and I can't let my mojo be interrupted by my folks
Step 3: Become skinnier
My plan of gaining fat and turning it into muscle has failed (thanks misc) so I will need to lay off the whataburger until I'm 135lbs (very good for 5'6) and start bulking up for real
Step 4: become a vegan
This is the year I become vegan, girls dig vegans right?
step 5: marry another 6ft+ black woman
it'll work this time
Step 6: dont die
i need to post all my progress on VNN and spurstalk so I can't die
HAPPY NEW YEARS GUYS
is that his real last name?
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