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I hate mexicans and im almost half mexican...so what
"He hated Mexicans! And he was half Mexican! .......And he hated irony!"
"We once had a bachelor party for Brasky. He ate the entire cake before we could tell him there was a stripper in it."
"Brasky once hosted the Grammys and gave every award to Corey Hart."
I hate mexicans and im almost half mexican...so what
you're an idiot. Bill Brasky was a character on Saturday Night Live.
amongst a group of stupid asses i wear the le of idiot proudly
I hate Alec Baldwin, but that was a hilarious skit.
Well, anyway.. he shows up at the church in his golf pants, caked in mud. Well, ol' Bill Brasky pushes the priest aside and says, "I'll baptize that piece of calamari!" Then he pours Scotch all over my baby son and says, "There! You're baptized!"
And your son is blind to this day!
Yeah, he makes brooms somewhere in Georgia, doesn't he?
I have no idea. [ pause ] To Bill Brasky!
Bill Brasky!!
Did I ever tell you about the time Bill Brasky sold me into slavery?
Well, if you're talking about Bill Brasky, I believe it!
Second: Oh, yeah! He puts me on a ship to Thailand, right? And I'm chained to a pipe. Meanwhile, ol' Brasky, he's back in the States siring three beautiful children with my wife!
I hate Bill Brasky.. but I respect him!
Hey, you ever go camping with Brasky?
Many times.
I went camping with Brasky, his wife, and his daughter Debbie!
Debbie Brasky?
Debbie Brasky. She's 7-years-old, goes about 3'5", 55 pounds. So, I'm in the back of a pickup with Bill Brasky and a live deer! Well, Brasky, he grabs the deer by the antlers, looks at it and says, "I'm Bill Brasky! Say it!" Then he squeezes the deer in such a way that a sound comes out of its mouth - "Billbrasky!" It wasn't exactly it, but it was pretty good for a deer!
That's Bill Brasky!
Bill Brasky!!
"He did 3 tours in 'Nam...... I was in Corpus Christi on business a month ago. I had this eight foot tall Asian waiter, which made me curious. I asked him his name. Sure enough it's Ho Tran Brasky!"
"I once saw him eat a whole live chicken."
"His favorite movie is 'One on One' with Robby Benson."
Did I ever tell you about the time Bill Brasky showed up at my daughter's wedding? You know my daughter; she's a beautiful girl.
Well, Brasky shows up.. and you know he's a big fella.
Goes about 7'8", 530.
Well, he's standing right between me and my daughter at the ceremony. He's got no right to be there, but he's drunk and he's Brasky! Well, long story short: the priest accidentally marries Brasky and me! [ the guys laugh ] Off! Off! Off! We spend the weekend in the Pocono's - he loves me like I've never been loved before!
Best damn salesman in the office!
Bill Brasky!!
"Bill Brasky had a four day heart attack...a day for each chamber. At the autopsy, they said his heart looked like a basketball filled with riccotta cheese."
"He once punched a hole in a cow just to see who was coming up the road."
"He taught me how to make love to a woman, and how to scold a child."
Second: Did I ever tell you about the time Brasky and I were in a production of "The King and I?"
First: Every morning I crap the bed.
Second: Anyway, on opening night, Brasky chloroforms the entire cast, and slowly eats them in front of the audience for two hours. The production got pretty good reviews.
Third: He breastfeeds John Madden.
First: Brasky made the group Sha-nah-nah. They did not want to be called that.
Second: If you drop a phonograph needle on Brasky's nipple it plays the Beach Boys' pet sounds.
Third: They used Brasky's foreskin as a tarp when it rains at Yankee Stadium.
First: Brasky directed that commercial where the women play basketball in high-heels.
Second: He wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.
Third: All the 'Yes' album covers are Brasky family photos.
Second: Darryl Dawkins has a summer hove in Brasky's groin.
First: To Bill Brasky.
Together: Bill Brasky!
Bat you hate me??
The market...the market's up eighty points.
I'll never figure out this market. One day she's up. [pause] The next day she's up...
Hey, do you fellas know a guy by the name of Bill Brasky?
Yeah, I know Bill Brasky. He's a 10 foot-tall beast-man, who showers in vodka, and feeds his baby shrimp scampi.
Best damn trader on the floor.
He orchestrated the merger between UNICEF and Smith and Wesson.
Brasky went public with his own buttocks and made 7 million.
To Bill Brasky.
Bill Brasky!
Have you fellas ever worked with a guy by the name of Bill Brasky?
Bill Brasky!? YEAH!
Sure have, and I'll tell you one thing. Bill Brasky is a son of a .
Best damn salesman in the office.
You know he goes about 6' 8" 340 pounds.
Did I ever tell you about the time Bill Brasky forced me to wear a woman's bikini around the office?
God, I love this story.
And I'd love to have sex with your wife.
Anyway, Brasky tears off my clothes and makes me wear this skimpy bikini. For the next three months I had to conduct my business wearing a woman's bathing suit. I would cry from shame and question my manhood daily. But at the end of the quarter, I'll be damned if my sales hadn't tripled.
To Bill Brasky.
Bill Brasky!
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