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    Prior to having sex, it's a no-brainer to jack off (and wash off, of course) but not too terribly close to the sex episode.. ideally, 2-3 hours before a planned round of intercourse?

    You want to be able to keep it hard and have endurance without getting sore , of course, but you also don't want to be able to /orgasm and risk *problematic* consequences (as well as a likely harrowing cleanup process). Ideally you last as long as she does and make her as many times as possible, all the while keep vocally reiterating how much you love her and love making love to her.

    So... 2-3 hours it is? Or, something else?

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    See a doctor if you can't last 20 mins without jerking off before.
    20 minutes?? More like 20 seconds. I'm way too fertile for that . What are you, 60 years old?

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    Dunno, Andy. Seems like your girl gets off watching you cook her bacon

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    Andrew Dufresmed Millennial_Messiah's Avatar
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    Dunno, Andy. Seems like your girl gets off watching you cook her bacon
    We did it 3 separate times last night & it was awesome, I love this girl, she brought home Texas food today. (Brisket and baked beans.) I made BBQ sandwiches out of it & she made herself tacos. I love this pretty girl. Only thing I don't like is her affinity for stupid nigerian movies where they yell like howler monkeys, obnoxious. But a truly lovely girl. I'd still like to find other girls to go out with for the sake of variety, but this girl is the perfect one to live with.

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    Just think about baseball...

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    We did it 3 separate times last night & it was awesome, I love this girl, she brought home Texas food today. (Brisket and baked beans.) I made BBQ sandwiches out of it & she made herself tacos. I love this pretty girl. Only thing I don't like is her affinity for stupid nigerian movies where they yell like howler monkeys, obnoxious. But a truly lovely girl. I'd still like to find other girls to go out with for the sake of variety, but this girl is the perfect one to live with.
    I dunno about all that, but you shouldn't let her call you a slave

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    I bet your cow of a girlfriend does make some good food. Just make sure you get some before she eats it all tbh

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    Prior to having sex, it's a no-brainer to jack off (and wash off, of course) but not too terribly close to the sex episode.. ideally, 2-3 hours before a planned round of intercourse?

    You want to be able to keep it hard and have endurance without getting sore , of course, but you also don't want to be able to /orgasm and risk *problematic* consequences (as well as a likely harrowing cleanup process). Ideally you last as long as she does and make her as many times as possible, all the while keep vocally reiterating how much you love her and love making love to her.

    So... 2-3 hours it is? Or, something else?

    That was totally stupid.

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    Andrew Dufresmed Millennial_Messiah's Avatar
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    I bet your cow of a girlfriend does make some good food. Just make sure you get some before she eats it all tbh
    tbh, I do have this problem. She always tells me not to "eat too much" and then she eats ALL of it. Even if it's something I bought. her.

    Acquiring type 2 in 2017 hasn't made her stop eating sugar and , either. She's gonna in die

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