Aggies awarded custody of 7-Year Old

[Spurminator]

College Station, Texas - A seven-year-old boy was at the center of a Brazos County courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulations requiring that family unity be maintained to the degree possible.

The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried out that they also beat him.

After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him. After two recesses to check legal references and confer with child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the Texas Aggies, whom the boy firmly believes are not currently capable of beating anyone.

[hussker]

College Station, Texas - A seven-year-old boy was at the center of a Brazos County courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulations requiring that family unity be maintained to the degree possible.

The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried out that they also beat him.

After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him. After two recesses to check legal references and confer with child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the Texas Aggies, whom the boy firmly believes are not currently capable of beating anyone.

It happened in Lincoln too...

[hussker]

Local AM Station here (In College Station) said that aTm and Neb should schedule (and play in)the inaugural : Indifference Bowl It hurts to hear that at 6am when I am driving to work...

[hicksi]

College Station, Texas - A seven-year-old boy was at the center of a Brazos County courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulations requiring that family unity be maintained to the degree possible.

The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried out that they also beat him.

After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him. After two recesses to check legal references and confer with child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the Texas Aggies, whom the boy firmly believes are not currently capable of beating anyone.

An oldie but a goodie.
someone find the Spermintor some new material.

[Spurminator]

Is that old?

Sorry, an Aggie just sent it to me today.

[hicksi]

Is that old?

Sorry, an Aggie just sent it to me today.

LOL
Just google "not capable of beating anyone" (include the quotes)
Liverpool Football club (English Soccer), 10/11/2003
http://peoplesrepublicofcork.com/for...t=10615&page=1

Huston Texans, October 18 2005
http://www.landofaudra.com/

Univeristy of North Texas Mean Green October 28, 2005 (looks like it's doing the rounds of USA right now)
http://www.gomeangreen.com/forums/lo...hp/t24849.html

Nottingham Forest (English Soccer again), Feb 8, 2005
http://www.foxestalk.co.uk/forums/in...=0&#entry64665

Springbok Rugby team (South Africa), 26 November 2003
http://mailman.io.com/pipermail/aust...er/000168.html

and it appears every US football team, both professional and college...
and the Toronto Maple Leafs...

[hicksi]

... and, it appears, the Aussies aren't immune either.

From November 2003: (You get an extra joke for free, welcome to Wally-World)
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Snow White was preparing the evening meal for the seven dwarves when she heard a news broadcast that the mine they were working in had collapsed.

Grief stricken and fearing the worst she rushed over to the mine site to find out.

Out of the debris came a faint cry 'Australia will win the World Cup'

"Thank goodness" said Snow White "At least we know Dopey is alive"

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A seven year old boy was at the centre of a courtroom drama last week when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of the boy.

The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge awarded custody to his aunt.

The boy confirmed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and refused to live there.

When the judge suggested that he live with his grandparents the boy cried out that they beat him more than anyone.

The judge dramatically allowed the boy to choose who should have custody of him.

Custody was granted to the Wallabies rugby team this morning as the boy firmly believes that they are not capable of beating anyone.

[Swishy McJackass]

I got that in my inbox a few days ago. It was mildly amusing, so of course I had to pass it on to EVERYONE I know.

[Mr Dio]

College Station, Texas - A seven-year-old boy was at the center of a Brazos County courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulations requiring that family unity be maintained to the degree possible.

The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried out that they also beat him.

After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him. After two recesses to check legal references and confer with child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the Texas Aggies, whom the boy firmly believes are not currently capable of beating anyone.