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  1. 11-07-2005 #1
    Jimcs50
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    Today, I was at the checkout line at Kroger when I noticed that the drop dead gorgeous blonde behind me just raised her hand and smiled o to me. I am somewhat taken aback that such a looker would be waving to me, and although familiar I can't place where I might know her from, so I ask "Sorry, do you know me?" She replies: "I may be mistaken, but I think you might
    be the father of one of my children!" My mind shoots back to the one and only time that I have been unfaithful to my bride.

    "Christ!" I say, "are you that stripper gram on my stag night that I ed on the pool table in front of all my buddies while your mate whipped me with some wet celery and stuck a cu ber up my ass?"

    "No" she replies, "I'm your son's English Teacher.

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  2. 11-07-2005 #2
    Marklar MM
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    Ugha Bugha BOO BOO.
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  3. 11-07-2005 #3
    jcrod
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    LOL, i've heard that joke, different verison but same.
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  4. 11-07-2005 #4
    Spurfect
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    your mate whipped me with some wet celery and stuck a cu ber up my ass?
    that line had me
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  5. 11-07-2005 #5
    Leetonidas
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  6. 11-07-2005 #6
    smeagol
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    I believe that joke is so old it's somewhere in the Bible (Leviticus 11:3?)
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  7. 11-08-2005 #7
    MaNuMaNiAc
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    Quote Originally Posted by smeagol
    I believe that joke is so old it's somewhere in the Bible (Leviticus 11:3?)
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  8. 11-08-2005 #8
    SpursWoman
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    Quote Originally Posted by smeagol
    I believe that joke is so old it's somewhere in the Bible (Leviticus 11:3?)

    I'm afraid to ask who got the cu ber up his ass....
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  9. 11-08-2005 #9
    ObiwanGinobili
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    Quote Originally Posted by smeagol
    I believe that joke is so old it's somewhere in the Bible (Leviticus 11:3?)
    Quote Originally Posted by SpursWoman
    I'm afraid to ask who got the cu ber up his ass....

    well... whoever it was got stoned to death I'm sure.......


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  10. 11-08-2005 #10
    travis2
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    Joke?

    No no no no...Jim really did that...
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  11. 11-08-2005 #11
    ObiwanGinobili
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    Quote Originally Posted by travis2
    Joke?

    No no no no...Jim really did that...

    so were you the guy whipping him with celery and sticking the cu ber up his ass??
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  12. 11-08-2005 #12
    travis2
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    Nope...one of his buddies told me all about it...
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  13. 11-08-2005 #13
    samikeyp
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    Was it the same cu ber that Mouse hides under his bed?
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  14. 11-08-2005 #14
    travis2
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    BTW Obi...I see you've gone with the white bar for your new avatar...

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  15. 11-08-2005 #15
    ObiwanGinobili
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    I'm an equal color employer
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  16. 11-08-2005 #16
    MannyIsGod
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    Damn, you ers get started early
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  17. 11-08-2005 #17
    travis2
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    Well, when you get to work at 6AM...
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  18. 11-08-2005 #18
    ObiwanGinobili
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    when you wake up at 5:30.... and realize that the baby is still sleeping so WTF are you awake??.... but you can;t go back to sleep.........so you might s well do some dishes adn start the laundry....... bu the computer is alot more fun then that ......
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  19. 11-08-2005 #19
    mouse
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jimcs50
    Today, I noticed that you stuck a cu ber up my ass?"

    what ever it takes to get your mind off the 800 dollars brah
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  20. 11-08-2005 #20
    Jimcs50
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    Quote Originally Posted by travis2
    Joke?

    No no no no...Jim really did that...

    It was a rather small cu ber, I assure you.



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  21. 11-08-2005 #21
    batman2883
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    Quote Originally Posted by Spurfect
    that line had me
    SPURFECT IS BACK!!!!!
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  22. 11-08-2005 #22
    travis2
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jimcs50
    It was a rather small cu ber, I assure you.



    Isn't that what the stripper-gram said too?
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  23. 11-08-2005 #23
    50 cent
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    Quote Originally Posted by smeagol
    I believe that joke is so old it's somewhere in the Bible (Leviticus 11:3?)
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  24. 11-08-2005 #24
    gay abc
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jimcs50
    It was a rather small cu ber, I assure you.




    a sweet midget pickle huh?

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  25. 11-08-2005 #25
    Jame Gumb
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jimcs50
    Today, I have some wet celery and stuck a cu ber up my ass?"
    I'm sure your job has something for the pain
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