Busted...

[sa_butta]

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1623396.html?menu=

Cheating hubby exposed by parrot
A cheating husband was exposed after his wife's parrot mimicked his voice calling out another woman's name.

Frank Ficker, 50, has now been kicked out of the family home by wife Petra, also 50, after she heard their 12-year-old parrot Hugo impersonating him on the phone to another woman.

Petra, of Freiburg, Germany, said: "Hugo always liked to mimic Frank and he could do his voice perfectly.

"Frank asking who's at the door, Frank yelling at our nephews, Frank telling me he loved me. And then one day I heard him doing Frank's voice, but saying "Uta, Uta"."

Petra turned the house upside down and found two plane tickets for a weekend break in Paris booked for her husband - and a mystery woman named Uta.

She said: "I kicked him straight out. It's just me and my parrot now."

[batman2883]

I'd kill that damn bird

[sa_butta]

I wonder if parrot tastes like chicken?

[SpursWoman]

*calling pet stores for prices on parrots*

[Cant_Be_Faded]

mmmm Uta
that sounds sexyyy, i bet she's foreign

[sa_butta]

mmmm Uta
that sounds sexyyy, i bet she's foreign

This happened in Germany.

[Spam]

I hope he flipped her the bird on his way out!

[batman2883]

bring on the vandersexxxxx!!!

[Taco]

She said: "I kicked him straight out. It's just me and my parrot now."

[CharlieMac]

I liked that story better when it was a commercial.

[Ishta]

That is too funny...

[Samr]

We have two parrots (Meccaw, cocatoo). It is a love/hate relationship with them. Their fate changes on a daily basis.

Note to everyone who thinks talking birds are cool: they are, FOR THE FIRST FIVE DAYS.