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worst song ever
"That's How I Beat Shaq"
And it goes, and it goes
And it goes a little something like this
Hit It!
Aaron's in the house
Come on
Get up get up
I wanna make it bounce
Here we go
Aaron's in the house
Get up get up
Aaron's in the house
Yo guys, check it out
Guess what happened to me
(Another crazy story, come on AC)
I was hanging at the court
Just playing some ball
Working on my game
(Yeah, we heard it all)
I heard the fans screaming
I thought it was for me
But then I saw a shadow
It was 12 foot 3
It was Shaquile O'Neal
(What? What did he say?)
(How 'bout some one-on-one, do you wanna play?)
I told him why not, I got some time
But when I beat you real bad
Try not to cry
(Please Aaron, are you for real?)
(One-on-one with Shaquile O'Neal?)
Yeah, 34 Center from the L.A. Lakers
(You must've been nervous)
I knew I could take him
Stared' at Shaq, psyche him out
I said O'Neal, you're in my house now
Start the game the whistle blows
Pay attention close 'cause the story goes...
[CHORUS]
It's like boom (boom)
I put it in the hoop
Like slam (slam)
I heard the crowd screaming
out jam (jam)
I swear that I'm telling you the facts
Cuz that's how I beat Shaq
[X2]
So check it out
I thought I had the lead
But then he started scoring mad points on me
I was scorin' the bricks
Was he hitting those shots?
I knew that there was a way that I could make it stop
I had a plan, that I could change the pace
I said, Yo Shaq you didn't tie your shoelace
He looked down, I stole the ball
I'm taking him to school now, watch me all
A 3-pointer, nothing but net
Come on Shaq, had enough yet?
Down by two, I'm catching up
I guess your getting nervous
Cuz you already lost
[CHORUS]
Dunk after dunk
Jam after jam
Cheerleaders are cheering
Aaron's the man
[X2]
Announcers were shocked
Couldn't believe it was real
(I can't believe a kid just stuffed O'Neal)
One more second, was all that remained
I put the ball up
I put him in shame
I must admit that it sounds real crazy
but the ball went in
Then he cried like a baby
Sorry Shaq, I should've let you win
You're good too
And we can still be friends
The fans went nuts
They put me on their shoulders
Then I heard a voice
And it sounded like my mother's
(Get up for school, you're gonna be late!)
Ma, can't you see that I'm playing the game?
(How you could be playing if you're still in bed?)
(Are you gettin' sick, did you hit your head?)
Aw, man it was all a dream
I guess that kinda thing could never happen to me
If it was a dream and it wasn't real
How'd I get a jersey with the name O'Neal?
Woah...
worst song ever
sad thing is this kid probably gets more leg than gig
he gets more chicks than chris simms 01 and justin timberlake 00 combined
He was putting it to Lizzie Mcguire for a while.
I think it was before she had the implants (teeth) though.
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would yall have rs with the o o the right
Yummy.
Girl on left is like, "Hey guys. Come touch me all over." Girl on right is like, "OOOOH. I hope mommy doesn't see me. OOOOH."
good rap, that was. props.
Also, I beat Shaq...just this yesterday.
Shaq is nothing. Could you beat ME, son? I think not.
shaq fell for the oldest trick in the book too
?wheres that young muscular nubile brother of yours
So then shaq went cryin
and aaron stood proud,
when all of a sudden,
came a roar from the crowd,
bigzak emerged, bball in hand,
said, 'alright son, it's time u played a man'
so zak said ball up,
your bout to get beat,
i'm a from the cut,
i learned my game from the street,
you might have pushed shaq-foo out- the- way,
but now your facing comp that you just cant slay,
swish-, got'im coach, is the name of my game,
now check the ball , and it's more of the same,
bamm, man, this too -in easy,
panties gettin wet on all the breezies (that was for you gig...
so aaron said, hey man, mercy rule,
'don't start begging now kid, you look like a fool'
you the one that called the pain down,
and now on you all the shots will rain down,
pick your poison, layup or a three?
it's gamepoint to zero chump,
your ass is almost free,
nah, kid it, i'll shoot from half court,
and bamm muther er, your 15 short.
lol.
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