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Kori has a really good story like that, too...
Yeah, the wifey and I were in Vegas last week and we're walking through the MGM on Friday night and we go by this club called "Theatro" (or something like that I think). Anyway, I notice the line of folks and the bouncers with their earpieces looking all tough and official. My wife and I stop to peak in the doorway of this club and it looks really cool, very Euro-tech style with go-go dancers on the tables, etc.
This one bouncer says to us "you two want to go check out the club?". Sure, what the heck. So we were able to pass up the line and the $30 cover charge and go check it out. A fringe benefit of having a good-looking wife I guess.
So we get a table and start chillin'. The Mrs. orders a martini and I kick back with some scotch. A couple from Phoenix is sitting next to us. A cute little go-go dancer from Michigan starts dancing on our table and my wife and the girl from Phoenix start to tip the dancer while Mr. Phoenix and I people watch.
Our attention is quickly drawn to a group of folks at the next set of tables. We notice this guy and girl making out. . .nothing unusual you say, this is Vegas after all. I look again and the girl's skirt is up around her waist and the guy making out with her is fondling her in front of four other folks seated across from them. "Well, this is Vegas!" I think to myself. Then, the guy gets up from his seat and another guy sits down and starts making out with the same girl. "This is Vegas?" "Well, maybe they're rock stars." I order another scotch and tip the go-go girl.
Then, one by one different women start coming over and chatting with me. Different men give my wife some friendly glances. Over at the "makeout" table one of the go-go girls is sitting on one of the female patrons laps while two other female club guests are massaging different parts of the dancer's body. "This is Vegas!" is all I could think.
Most of the folks in the club that night were in their early 30's to late forties, attractive and successful and very outgoing. My wife says to me "it's really cool how people tend to loosen up when they hit their mid-30's. . .this is great." At that point little did she know how loose they were.
At some point, between people offering to "share their autographed porn" with us about a half dozen off the cuff sexual propositions Mrs. Chopper and I realized we had stumbled onto a swingers party at the MGM in Vegas! This was confirmed when the owner of the swingers website that these folks were a part of. . .a gorgeous blonde woman who looked like a European runway model, asked us if we were interested in joining the group.
My wife then spent the rest of our time there explaining to people who cared and probably some that didn't that we weren't participants in the "lifestyle". When she went to the bathroom she'd ask our little go-go dancer from Michigan to take me out on the dancefloor for my protection. We left a little sooner than I thought we should have. My research on the subject was not complete.
I thought the whole thing was hilarious! Mrs. Chopper is pretty conservative these days, but even she handled things really well. I was surprised how attractive the couples were. I always expected swingers to be kind of fat with grey beards. . .and that's just the women. But this must of been an upscale club because these folks were pretty damn attractive.
All in all the whole experience was a little weird, but very educational. I certainly wouldn't participate in the "lifestyle", but I was fascinated to learn the type of folks who do.
Anyway, that's my book report on how I spent my summer vacation!
Kori has a really good story like that, too...
Ya gotta love Vegas.
When the Sportschick and I first moved into our new house. It was around the time of the Hooters Calender Tour in 2004. So when all the Calender girls came in town, we would preparty here at are house, and sometimes they would crash here.
At that time I had a bunch of poker games, so it seemed like we had a group over every night
Well, our neighbors had just moved in that week, and all they saw for a week or so was a bunch of good looking girls and a bunch of young guys come to the house.
They used the same mortgage broker that we did, and he told me that the couple(Also young) asked if we were swingers. (Who the Asks that question?)
My mortgage broker is a good friend, so he did what all guys would do for their buddy. He played it up and told them...."Hmm I don't know, Peter doesn't live a tough life".
So now everytime I see the neighbor, I always make sure I have this -eating grin on my face and wave.
Ahh, What fun we can have at other people's expense.
You can always blame your lavish spending for what really goes on in Vegas.
I have a very colorful Vegas story, too ... but even I would be a little hesitant about posting it in this forum.
You can always blame your lavish spending for what really goes on in Vegas.I have a very colorful Vegas story, too ... but even I would be a little hesitant about posting it in this forum.
TTIWWP.
damn... I want to go to Vegas...
I tried to makeout with your wife, Chopper, but you kept giving me dirty looks....
Gosh. Those looks he gave that looked dirty, in guy language, actually mean," Please...make out with my wife, while I watch. Girl on girl action is always fun. Maybe I can join in."
I thought you looked familiar!
Vegas is awesome! I spent New Year's Eve there a few years ago rockin' at the House of Blues at the Mandalay Bay. I have stories from that night that I'll just save for chat sometime. We need a GTG in Vegas methinks.
Chopper....you rock...nuf said.
If you tell too much they will crucify you for making it up...
As a spurstalk poster I am dissapointed in your lack of pictures
Cosmic, I've never doubted you for a second. In fact I usually read your posts and think that this Cosmic guy is someone I need to meet someday!
Fortunately (or unfortunately) I almost always have witnesses (and/or arrest records) that can back up most of the crazy things I've done! My best friend growing up has a three year old daughter and a 1 year old son now and I have a two year old son, and when my buddy and I get together we joke that there is absolutely nothing our children will be able to pull over on us because we've seen and done just about everything. What's the old saying "you can't rob a thief"? Something like that. Had we known that we could have been making money filming our stupidity like the "Jackass" guys I would have been a millionaire by the time I was 21. Silly me. There's always next year I guess!
Thanks Chopper...
Hope you and the wife drank it all in and then went back to the room and ed like crazed jackrabbits stoked on ecstasy...
Damn.
I knew I shoulda headed over to the MGM when I was there last week.
When did this happen Chopper?
ditto.
I have a very colorful Vegas story, too ... but even I would be a little hesitant about posting it in this forum.
woah this thread is full of virgins
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