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oh god i wish it would start tomorrow. i hate the offseason with a passion.
ps: damn i love that huge ass on kim kardashian. mmmm. i just wanna stick my face in it. i'd toss that salad!
than 100 days away from the Regular season!!!
w00t!
oh god i wish it would start tomorrow. i hate the offseason with a passion.
ps: damn i love that huge ass on kim kardashian. mmmm. i just wanna stick my face in it. i'd toss that salad!
i wonder if it's real, and does she wipe it clean...
and did she eat taco bell for lunch (just in case).
THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER
Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my
husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically
telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a
suggestion: 'If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece
of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds'
Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in
front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts. 'How long will this
take?' I asked.
'They will grow larger over a period of years,' my husband replies. I
stopped. 'Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my
breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?'
Without missing a beat he says 'Worked for your butt, didn't it?'
He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk again
although he will probably continue to take his meals through a straw.
Stupid, stupid man
i have no clue but i suppose she keeps it clean... god id tear that ass up! mmmm. thank god i hooked up with a brazillian last week. ass-a-plenty!
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