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    Yall mother ers need to normalize the use of bidets. And you call yourselves a 1st World country.

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    i aint clicking that and ruining my youtube wholesome algorithm. please narrate it

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    Mavs forum tbh

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    Take a shower after you poop , easy fix. Wtf

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    Take a shower after you poop , easy fix. Wtf
    There are folks that 3 to 5 times per day, are you gonna take a shower after each one? That's why bidet exists. For the life of me I can't understand how bidets aren't of common use in every single part of the World.

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    There are folks that 3 to 5 times per day, are you gonna take a shower after each one? That's why bidet exists. For the life of me I can't understand how bidets aren't of common use in every single part of the World.
    If you 3 to 5 times a day, you have bigger problems than bidets.

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    If you 3 to 5 times a day, you have bigger problems than bidets.
    "It’s normal and healthy to have a bowel movement anywhere between three times a week to three times a day".

    https://www.healthpartners.com/blog/...20good%20shape.

    You sounded pretty confident spouting ignorance, though. I'll give you that, tbh.

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    If you are pooping five times a day eat more fiber and lay off the Taco Bell

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    There are folks that 3 to 5 times per day, are you gonna take a shower after each one? That's why bidet exists. For the life of me I can't understand how bidets aren't of common use in every single part of the World.
    "It’s normal and healthy to have a bowel movement anywhere between three times a week to three times a day".

    https://www.healthpartners.com/blog/...20good%20shape.

    You sounded pretty confident spouting ignorance, though. I'll give you that, tbh.
    I'm pretty confident "anywhere close to 3 times a week to 3 times a day" is not 3 to 5 times a day... And I'm definitely confident someone bringing that to a BB forum and taking the time to consult litterature and statistics about it have scatological issues.

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    Nothing like toilet humor to liven up a ST thread...

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    I'm pretty confident "anywhere close to 3 times a week to 3 times a day" is not 3 to 5 times a day... And I'm definitely confident someone bringing that to a BB forum and taking the time to consult litterature and statistics about it have scatological issues.
    I have no scatological issues bro, don't worry. I just did a little google research to educate you, since you wouldn't take my word for it, tbh.

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    I thought Goochie Grease was the name of the second rounder the Spurs were targeting. Wouldn't had suprised me with how they like to draft.

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    I thought Goochie Grease was the name of the second rounder the Spurs were targeting. Wouldn't had suprised me with how they like to draft.
    The guy is a true alien, he's from Uranus. He's playing in Turkey as of now...

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    Fwiw op i am staunchley pro bidet and it seemed at one moment 5-7years ago there seemed to be recognition that american plumbing has fallen behind, such it was that retrofits to common toilets were sold. But then the country went to and we stopped caring about progress. America is really unable to cope with more than two things to worry about, and gas prices are the number one, parking number two worries

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    There are folks that 3 to 5 times per day, are you gonna take a shower after each one? That's why bidet exists. For the life of me I can't understand how bidets aren't of common use in every single part of the World.
    Bidets are amazing AND you end up saving money on toilet paper.

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    I thought Goochie Grease was the name of the second rounder the Spurs were targeting. Wouldn't had suprised me with how they like to draft.
    The guy is a true alien, he's from Uranus. He's playing in Turkey as of now...

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    All the toilets in my house are equipped with bidets

    when i travel now- bidets are a must…once you go bidet…

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    H-E-B Commerical Idea

    Devin: Have you all seen this thing called “Gooch Grease”?

    Tre: Oh my God, that’s disgusting.

    Wemby: In France, we use bidets.

    Jeremy: I had one installed in my house.

    Keldon: As a proud American, I use H-E-B Our Finest moist flushable wipes! I want to be slippery on the court, not in my underwear.

    Tony Parker (in doorway, gags): Cooking With Tony is cancelled for today.

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    Europeans have to wash their assholes every time they because they don't shower regularly. How greasy can your stuff get if you take a shower every day?

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    Europeans have to wash their assholes every time they because they don't shower regularly. How greasy can your stuff get if you take a shower every day?
    I think some Americans are so obese that they have a fat flap down there where gets stuck in the crease. Plus their arms and stomach are so fat they can’t reach down there anyway.

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    I think some Americans are so obese that they have a fat flap down there where gets stuck in the crease. Plus their arms and stomach are so fat they can’t reach down there anyway.
    Agree. The only person I know who owns a bidet is so fat that he can't reach his ass.

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    Sir, I use flushable wipes. My ass is clean AF


    Yes I know I am destroying the sewer system

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    Europeans have to wash their assholes every time they because they don't shower regularly. How greasy can your stuff get if you take a shower every day?
    I'm from a third World country. I shower everyday, sometimes twice a day, and still use bidet everytime I take a . It's just common sense son. If you get in your hands, do you just wipe it a little with dry toilet paper or do you wash them with soap and water? Why would you do anything else with any other part of your body?

    P/S: from what i know, Bidets aren't very popular in Europe either. And it makes sense, they can barealy shower, they are not going to waste water on their butts.

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    Sir, I use flushable wipes. My ass is clean AF


    Yes I know I am destroying the sewer system
    Nah, brah, it isn't the same at all. I went on holidays once, the hotel didn't have a bidet so I tried those wipes, they ing sucked. I had to get in the shower everytime I took a .

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    I'm from a third World country. I shower everyday, sometimes twice a day, and still use bidet everytime I take a . It's just common sense son. If you get in your hands, do you just wipe it a little with dry toilet paper or do you wash them with soap and water? Why would you do anything else with any other part of your body?

    P/S: from what i know, Bidets aren't very popular in Europe either. And it makes sense, they can barealy shower, they are not going to waste water on their butts.
    "Here I baked you some muffins. I wiped them on my asshole, but don't worry, I washed it first."

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