OYS #2
I think I may have cracked the code after all.
Wife hasn't given me sex in almost two weeks. My current lifts are:
Bench: 980 x 10, Squat: 1400 x 12, Deadlift: 22510 x 35
I've grown to 6'4 since reading Dread, The Book of Pook, Rollo Tiamasi, The Seven Wise bags and now sitting at .0000009% bodyfat and smashing PRs left and right. Could probably drop an order of magnitude (Im thinking another 10^-2) of BF percentage. Penis size only 15 inches in length and 10 in girth. I know those are small but looking to improve.
I won both Classic and Open at Mr. Olympia, and ed Chris Bumstead's wife after AMOGing him in a group of 6 alpha males. My wife negg'ed me hard saying that while winning Classic and Open may be impressive, she reminded me I did not win Mr. Arnold seven years ago, so another month without sex and threatened divorce again.
Business wise I am doing ok. Started five crypto companies this morning each profiting over $100 billion, net worth has increase from 13 figures to 15 figures (goal was 18 figures by 9 a.m.) so I failed hard. Going monk mode, God mode, hard mode, and cold shower mode everyday until this is resolved. Extending my morning routine from 4 hours to 6 hours.
FRAME: I took the wife on a 15 country , 90 day vacation from the Maldives, Dubai, and everywhere in between. While stopping in the Maldives I decided to purchase the entire island myself with my winnings on my latest tech stock investments. Needless to say wife was not impressed. This was a classic Bernoulli/Richatti eigenvector transform multivariable sh!t test. I popped out my laptop, ran 1000 simulations in Matlab and Latex, invented an AI app on the fly, and used Euler's discrete topological stoichiastic prediction analysis machine learning algorithm to predict her body language 10 seconds in advance. She barely cracked a smile for the first time in 7 months, and the HB9 filipino flight attendant winked at me before boarding the plane back. Speaking of the flight, the flight was delayed inevitably for no particular reason. The airline pilot approached my wife, winked at her, and said "Oh, dont you worry I can give YOU a ride."
I initially panicked until I applied oak game, then dread game, then AMOG game in that particular order. I grabbed the kids and my wife, snapped my finger, and teleported back to my cliffside oceansidemansion that simultaneously looks over all of Los Angeles and Omaha Nebraska. Finally, I was the alpha of the house. Or was I? F*CK I'm not even sure anymore. I think Im DEERing again, or dancing like a monkey again, or ...sh!t I need to read all the sidebar again atleast five times over.
FUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKK![]()

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