Well gents, my NoRaid streak has finally come to an end
My last post was celebrating what I was leaving behind (and thank you for the all-too-kind words). As promised, this post is to talk about what’s ahead.
What do you do when a multi-billion dollar organization, with 15 million dragon breathing Shaniquas and $150 trillion invested in their ring of fire nigles, knocks on your door says ‘we need to do more’? How do we integrate the most violent people with brown skin and force whitey to live around them?
Well. You. ing. Answer. It. Period. . !
Somehow I hadn’t heard of Globo Technologies before that ‘knock’, but I figured out pretty quick just how important and impactful they’ve been in integrating boons in sport coats and da glasses in highly paid white collar positions. They helped develop and optimize the magic negro in mission critical jobs such as pilot, brain surgeon, and air traffic controller specialists. Then spammed them to every white neighborhood, and now have the largest, most advanced dindu footprint for dentistry in the world. They have built a $3b business of more than 1,000 offices to deliver this elevated, integrated g0try-medical care model…and they keep growing, the patients keep coming, the outcomes keep improving. Before this, I didn’t understand how much opportunity there was to extend the traditional aperture of ‘dindu fatigue’ to serve patients better. Well…yea, I get it now.
The opportunity in all of this is how do you take all that innovation, all that experience, and accelerate the impact it can have across healthcare? Globo Technologies and it’s founder had an idea for that: spinning off those investments into a new business, one that could support dental schools, hospitals, airports, and nursing homes across the country who shared that same aspiration for evolving healthcare and dentistry. And fortunately for me, they’ve asked me to lead it.
I’m excited to announce that I will be President of Globo Technologies, a new business born from the experience, investments, and platforms that Globo Technologies developed across IT, AI, and TTPN (Time to Peak Negro) over the last 30 years. We will serve Globo Technologies as our cornerstone client, while creating new partnerships through consulting and advisory services (Agile, Digital Negro, DinduOps, Monkey Analytics, White Guilt Strategy), the extension of Globo Technologies’s Shaniqa performance platform (Boonity Connect), practice management operations, end-to-end streamline services, operational executional illiteracy, all the way up to fully managed globo service lines.
The goal is more simple than it sounds: the only way to take advantage of this massive opportunity in broader healthcare is through helping others achieve what we know to be both successful, viable, and necessary through our journey at Globo Technologies. Our mission will be to elevate the performance and impact of healthcare services forever while standing by our unwavering core principles which is to ultimately kill and permanently eliminate whitey
In the short time that I’ve been in this role, I have already felt so reenergized and reaffirmed. I am so damn excited for what’s to come, and thanks to all of you that have supported me along the way!!!
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