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18. Caterpallor (n.): The color you turn after finding half a worm in
whoever thinks of these things deserve major props
Subject: Mensa Invitational
The Washington Post's Mensa Invitational once again asked readers to
take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or
changing one letter, and supply a new definition.
Here are this year's 2005 winners:
1. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the
subject financially impotent for an indefinite period.
2. Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an asshole.
3. Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until
you realize it was your money to start with.
4. Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.
5. Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops
bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows
little sign of breaking down in the near future.
6. Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of
getting laid.
7. Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.
8. Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the
person who doesn't get it.
9. Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.
10. Hipa is: Terminal coolness.
11. Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.)
12. Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending off all these
really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's
like, a serious bummer.
13 Decafalon (n.): The grueling event of getting through the day
consuming only things that are good for you.
14. Glibido: All talk and no action.
15. Dopeler effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when
they come at you rapidly.
16. Arachnoleptic fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after
you've accidentally walked through a spider web.
17. Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito, that gets into
your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.
18. Caterpallor (n.): The color you turn after finding half a worm in
the fruit you're eating.
18. Caterpallor (n.): The color you turn after finding half a worm in
whoever thinks of these things deserve major props
I personally liked Ignoranus. several posters in here came to mind...
^ I like Ignoranus too!
MENSA
what a bunch of arrogant chodes
No way I could pick just one favorite....
1. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the
subject financially impotent for an indefinite period.
2. Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an asshole.
4. Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.
6. Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of
getting laid.
8. Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the
person who doesn't get it. that was good
11. Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.)
that would be my grandmother, the one who doesn't get it8. Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the
person who doesn't get it
People need to stop saying bling-bling. It's so ing stupid. It's almost on a "whoop there it is" level of stupidity.
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