to change a light bulb?
(I saw this on another board I am on and thought you all might get a giggle from it)
1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed
14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently
7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs
1 to move it to the Lighting section
2 to argue then move it to the Electricals section
7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs
5 to flame the spell checkers
3 to correct spelling/grammar flames
6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ...
another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid
2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"
15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct
19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum
11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum
36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty
7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs
4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's
3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group
13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"
5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy
4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"
13 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"
1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.
http://www.annoyances.org/exec/show/article09-208
For extra credit, put names to the categories.
How many mookies does it take to change a headlight in a Tahoe?
One latent sexual (gtown) to accuse other posters of being gay
that would be "spelling/grammatical"
I give up on light bulbs.
If that light bulb is changed, I will never post in this forum again.
1 poster to say he has the biggest light bulbs ever.... GiG
One to complain about how lousy her ex-lightbulb was--Spurswoman
No, I'm much more content blabbering on in amazement on how much more awesome and versatile the newer model light bulb is.
And correcting grammar would be my forte ... that one was pretty easy.
Last edited by SpursWoman; 12-29-2005 at 04:27 PM.
1 poster to proclaim that he'd "hit" the lightbulb.
1 poster to show her twin light bulbs with a Flaming lampshade....
This thread is one of the funniest threads....needs the become a classic.
another poster to cover up the light bulbs with black electrical tape....
Someone to comment that the burning lightbulb must feel like GiG's when he pees...
I would have said...another poster to cover up the light bulbs with a little strip of black electrical tape....another poster to cover up the light bulbs with black electrical tape....
any tape is too much tape.
Don't forget the comedian/rapper from California to tell us all he has "seen the light" and the rest of us are going to ...
i just changed the light in my room...now i can see the mess i have to clean up. should have left it alone.
keep the door closed...please.
One poster with forty five screen names to add endless amounts of light bulb related puns.
A bunch of guys from the candles forum telling us how candles are much better and will beat the bulbs in the next light compe ions.
One poster (me) to call the light bulb fat and 20 angry female posters to get all pissed off.
1 poster to tell a story about having sex with a fat lightbulb and it has toilet paper sticking out of its ass.
After the light bulb has been changed, boutons lists all the underachievement that took place in the process of such an expected and normal exercise.
After the light bulb work is done, timvp pats his own back for predicting how it would turn out.
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