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This thread is useless without pictures.
For those of you who are wondering what's worn under the kilt, let me tell you...
There's nothing worn.
It's all in perfect working order.
Happy New Year
Tease.
O....K
Who cares.....
I love a man in a kilt. Them Scots are hot.
The Kilt-wearer''s wife.
How about this for a kilt story...
words and music by Mike Cross
Well a Scotsman clad in kilt left a bar on evening fair
And one could tell by how we walked that he drunk more than his share
He fumbled round until he could no longer keep his feet
Then he stumbled off into the grass to sleep beside the street
Ring ding diddle diddle I de oh ring di diddly I oh
He stumbled off into the grass to sleep beside the street
About that time two young and lovely girls just happend by
And one says to the other with a twinkle in her eye
See yon sleeping Scotsman so strong and handsome built
I wonder if it's true what they don't wear beneath the kilt
Ring ding diddle diddle I de oh ring di diddly I oh
I wonder if it's true what they don't wear beneath the kilt
They crept up on that sleeping Scotsman quiet as could be
Lifted up his kilt about an inch so they could see
And there behold, for them to see, beneath his Scottish skirt
Was nothing more than God had graced him with upon his birth
Ring ding diddle diddle I de oh ring di diddly I oh
Was nothing more than God had graced him with upon his birth
They marveled for a moment, then one said we must be gone
Let's leave a present for our friend, before we move along
As a gift they left a blue silk ribbon, tied into a bow
Around the bonnie star, the Scots kilt did lift and show
Ring ding diddle diddle I de oh ring di diddly I oh
Around the bonnie star, the Scots kilt did lift and show
Now the Scotsman woke to nature's call and stumbled towards a tree
Behind a bush, he lift his kilt and gawks at what he sees
And in a startled voice he says to what's before his eyes.
O lad I don't know where you been but I see you won first prize
Ring ding diddle diddle I de oh ring di diddly I oh
O lad I don't know where you been but I see you won first prize
nice leg, would like to see more. As I understand,and I could be quite wrong...with a Queen on the Throne(UK) appropriate undergarments must be worn and when there is a King on said throne...a lot of smiling women
BTW which "clan's tartan" is that? My family/clan tartan is quite the colorful of all that I have seen. Leave it to me DRUNK relatives to throw the whole freaking rainbow in the "family colors"....
, I don't know.
I googled something about kilt, and that pic came up. Thought it appropriate. I think it's a family wedding set.
Now, this one is "interesting" if you're into that thing...
http://www.cs.sfu.ca/CC/365/li/mater...Chap2/kilt.jpg
Tracked down the page that I found it on...
http://users.physik.tu-muenchen.de/schwarz/fotos.html
Last edited by hicksi; 01-01-2006 at 05:35 AM.
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