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That was funny.
Got this from a friend.
Number 10 - Life is sexually transmitted.
Number 9 - Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Number 8 - Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich!
Number 7 - Give a person a fish; and, you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet, and they won't bother you for weeks.
Number 6 - Some people are like a Slinky.....not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.
Number 5 - Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
Number 4 - All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
Number 3 - Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and asubstantial tax cut saves you thirty cents?
Number 2 - In the 60s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
AND, THE NUMBER ONE THOUGHT FOR 2005:
We know exactly where one cow with mad-cow-disease is located among the millions and millions of cows in
America, but we haven't got a clue as to where thousands of illegal immigrants, and terrorists, are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration.
funny
Last edited by velik_m; 01-10-2006 at 10:59 AM.
There's an old saying that relates to no.5 that goes like this:
"The worst thing that can happen is to die of natural causes perfectly healthy!"
very cute!
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