America's Next Top Model- am I completely missing the point?

[Samr]

After watching the conclusion of the reality show America's Next Top Model, I have come to the conclusion that our nation, as a whole, is drastically misinformed. I feel bad because it seems like they confused "top" with " " and "model" with "anorexic." I am at a crossroads as to whether I should be arroused by their clothing or whether I should pick the pepper out of my upper bicuspids with their forearm.

Forget "next top model," because I don't care. There are hundreds of thousands of pretty women out there most of whom reside at the University of Florida and I really do not care that one more has been singled out as being the best. Quite frankly, they all do the same damn thing anyway. It is about as relevant to our current pop-culture as the NHL playoff race. But of course, I would not make this thread if I did not first have a solution. Which I do.

Behold, America's Next Top Porn Star. Wake up Tyra Banks- this is the world of free internet porn and Jenna Jameson and I am willing to bet that if you stuck your head into your dog's house right now, the damn thing is spanking it to some beastiality website while chatting up es online.

Sex sells, as was proven when the Olsen Twins, Lindsay Lohan, and Nicole Richie became, for all intents and purposes, deflated blowup dolls. And look where their careers went. Or on the other hand, look at how Paris Hilton became famous. She d out. She found a loophole (or rather, a hole) in the pros ution laws and she exploited it. So why the are you selling us starved maniquins when all we really want is to watch two chicks dig it our for who gets to take it up the ass first?

So please, TV Land, wake up and smell the Emo- get with the times and stop putting drama queens with no s and flat asses on my television. If I wanted to see that kind of water works I would have been in Indianapolis. And actually, on that note, I bet you could get the Vikings to sponsor the show. It would be a hit, I'm telling you. America's Next Top Porn Star.

Look out e Lee, here I come!

[Mixability]

Sex sells, as was proven when the Olsen Twins, Lindsay Lohan, and Nicole Richie became, for all intents and purposes, deflated blowup dolls. And look where their careers went. Or on the other hand, look at how Paris Hilton became famous. She d out. She found a loophole (or rather, a hole) in the pros ution laws and she exploited it. So why the are you selling us starved maniquins when all we really want is to watch two chicks dig it our for who gets to take it up the ass first?

you're one lonely boy.

[Samr]

If you missed the sarcasm, you missed the point.

[LuvBones]

Lay off the

[hicksi]

If you missed the sarcasm, you missed the point.

I got the sarcasm.
I also got the vitriol that you heap upon our current society's love of the stick-figure. Gimme something that I can hold onto any day. Something that won't feel like it will break or poke my eye out (hmmm, maybe there's something there on a chilly night).
Also, gimme something that my daughters can reasonably look towards without starving herself to death to "look beautiful".

But .
Both of my daughters can string a sentence of more than 3 monosyllabic words together. So do you think that I give a rats-ass that they'll never be Tyra Banks' double? Nope.

[scott]

You are all missing the point. America has a severe shortage of top models right now, and Tyra is just doing her part to help remedy that problem. You don't realize how dangerously low on top models we truely are...

[hicksi]

You are all missing the point. America has a severe shortage of top models right now, and Tyra is just doing her part to help remedy that problem. You don't realize how dangerously low on top models we truely are...

You are completely right.

But you don't need stick-figures.
Try the Dove approach.