perfect on reading and you don't know how to spell "arc"?
What personal talent do you possess that you're proud of having?
I can throw a football with a tight spiral and a nice ark. It'll come in humming. And based on what I've seen, A LOT of dudes can't do that.
I'm an insanely good foosball player. I'm ashamed that I'm not a better pool player. I can hang, but I had a table growing up and I should be a lot better than I am.
I took the ACT's at 8 AM, 6 hours into a mushroom trip, scored a 32 and a perfect reading comprehension score.
perfect on reading and you don't know how to spell "arc"?
With 94% accuracy I can look at a women (in person) and tell you how she trims her snatch.
I am good at nothing, I dont have one discernible, money-making, character-building "talent".
What I do have is extreme individualism and a persistent pessimism on all things human.
Its worked out so far.
It is raining a lot rain now. Maybe he's thinking of building one?
But but he can throw a football!
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lol, Good point, but interestingly enough, English was my worst category of the four, IIRC.
Or maybe he is super strong and can actually throw an ark.
That is something to be proud of.
The ACTs? Scored a 28 hungover. With my eyes clozed.
I'd pay to see that.![]()
I got a 29 and a prom date
I didn't even take the ACT because all the good colleges wanted the SAT.
Actually, they tossed my first ACT score because this stupid copied most of test off of me. She went from a score of 9 to a 26.
Had people from Iowa at my HS grilling me and was forced to take it again. The beejer was totally worth it, though.
Let me see....
beautiful wife, great kids, lots of friends, a 34 on the ACT, successful.....it's really hard to decide...but if I have to pick JUST ONE:
I'm incredibly modest.
I had a foosball table when I was younger. I'm pretty sure I can beat almost anyone.
I was the valedictorian of my class.
I played foosball in college compe ively.
Bring it
My 60 and 20 record on Madden.
I have a gigantic penis.
Well actually I have a really small penis, but my dog has a gigantic penis and I own him, so vicariously, I have a gigantic penis.
I am proud that I am as shrewd as Gordon Gekko.
I have a 16 inch penis... flacid...when it's cold out
So....are you in?
I never took the ACT. Got a 1490 on the SAT without really studying, but that doesn't provide much consolation as I'm getting ready to take the GRE in two weeks and realizing I haven't had a reason to do any math more advanced than addition/subtraction in 12 years.
As for what I'm proud of... I can sing "We're in the Money" in pig latin just as well as Ginger Rogers did in Gold Diggers of '33.
I'm honest and, I think, a pretty decent human being.
And I'm a demon in the sack.
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