I did.
What the ? I didn't think my parents would lie to me.
I recently found the last one I ever wrote to him.
PS: I use to be called Johnny.
By the time I could write I already knew the truth about Santa.
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>NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS 2004
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> T'was the night before Christmas - Old Santa was pissed.
> He cussed out the elves and threw down his list.
> Miserable little brats, ungrateful little jerks.
> I have a good mind to scrap the whole works.
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> I've busted my ass for damn near a year.
> Instead of "Thanks Santa" - what do I hear?
> The old lady es cause I work late at night...
> The elves want more money - The reindeer all fight.
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> Rudolph got drunk and goosed all the maids.
> Donner is pregnant and Vixen has AIDS.
> And just when I thought that things would get better,
> Those assholes from IRS sent me a letter.
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> They say I owe taxes - if that ain't damn funny.
> Who the ever sent Santa Claus any money?
> And the kids these days - they all are the pits.
> They want the impossible ...Those mean little sh!ts.
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> I spent a whole year making wagons and sleds,
> assembling dolls...Their arms, legs and heads,
> I made a ton of yo-yos - No request for them...
> They want computers and robots...they think I'm IBM.
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> Flying through the air...dodging the trees,
> Falling down chimneys and skinning my knees.
> I'm quitting this job...there's just no enjoyment.
> I'll sit on my fat ass and draw unemployment.
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> There's no Christmas this year...now you know the reason...
> I found me a blonde. I'm going SOUTH for the season
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Jesus is the reason for the Season.
talk about a bummer childhood.By the time I could write I already knew the truth about Santa.
UGH Santa is getting a workout.
Hey, in my family, "you don't believe, you don't receive". So we all still write letters.
x 1 million
back in the day, i asked that son of a for 50k, a tank, and a rat
that er stiffed me on all 3 demands
santa
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