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What has two thumbs and likes oral sex -- this guy! *extend both your thumbs and point to yourself*
Here are my favorites. Please add yours.
1) If I could make the alphebet, i'll put "u" and "i" together.
2) You're like the San Antonio Spurs. I'm obsessed with the Spurs.
3) I can read palms. *Hold her palm* Acually, I don't. I just want to hold your hand.
4) Are you hurt? Your so wonderful, you must have fell from heaven.
5) I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed rock.
6) Yo Baby, you be my Dairy Queen, I'll be your Burger King, you treat me right, and I'll do it your way.
7) If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous.
8) Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.
9) Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!
10) Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
11) Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
12) Are you tired? Cause you've been running through my mind all day!
13) Are you a surgeon? CAuse you've just took my heart away!
14) Hey gorgeous the power company is looking for you you're so electrifying.
15) True, there are a lot of fish in the sea, but you're the only one I'd like to catch and mount back at my place.
16) Most people like to watch the Winter Olympics cuz it only happens every 4 years, but I'd rather talk to you cause the chance of meeting someone like you only happens once in a lifetime.
What has two thumbs and likes oral sex -- this guy! *extend both your thumbs and point to yourself*
One of my old college lines...
As a Physiology Major, I maximize human performance.
Have you been maximized lately?
do you like my frito breath
Best pickup lines that are cliche and funny, or best pickup lines that actually work? Two completely different animals.
Here's one for the interim-
-If you have big feet: "Some people say that big feet mean something, but I gave up trying to compensate."
-Or alternatively: "I used to believe that whole thing about having big shoes, but then my feet stopped growing at size [whatever]."
The key is to deadpan. Yes it sounds stupid and yes, if you have the comedic capacity of an arrogant prick, it comes off as quite presumptuous. You have to lay it down as the exact opening line, and then just act joking/flirty/natural once she cracks a smile.
Please tell me you've never actually used any of these!
I have homemade bussiness cards (Office Max, MS Word, and a printer) that say "Freelance gynecologist." Sadly, I have never been in the possition to test these.
This one always works for me...
"Hi im Mark Grado."
I'm thinking about using one tomorrow for a girl, which one should i use. A good one, not a dirty one.
i saw this on a t shirt:
wanted - meaningful overnight relationship
^
All you have to say is Hi I'm Hayden and I am from New Zeland...the accent you have will have us American girls melting....
BTW Hayden, do you know what a jaffle is?
SOMEBODY IS OVULATING!!!!!
Sorry, could not resist!
Hey Harry, how does this thing work. If you ask me, not such a good line...SUM !
Damnit.
Use this one:
"If beauty was painful, you'd be in an eternal scream."
i usually use, "hey im Ed Helicopter Jones from the spurstalk forums, wanna ?"
That would work!
Now I bet THAT would be an outstanding pickup line!
Hey baby doll, I'm George W Bush. There's WMD in my pants and it's waitin' to blow you up.
That one worked on Laura.
I'm George W Bush and I just made myself horny.
sum !!!
"It's getting late and I'm about to crash. Do you have insurance?"
dude, your schitick is weeeeeakHey baby doll, I'm George W Bush. There's WMD in my pants and it's waitin' to blow you up.
That one worked on Laura.
I'm George W Bush and I just made myself horny.
I'll tell you what not to use.
"Do you work for FedEx? Because I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package..."
Yes, that's been used on me. And I can tell you from that experience...you won't get laid. You won't get a phone number. You'll get a digusted look and maybe a slap in the face.
[SO, if I may ask...WHAT HAS BROWN DONE FOR YOU????
I usually walk up to a girl with one nut hanging out of my zipper and say "Que paso Mijita?"
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