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@ ULTRASAFE option.
The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his very life into his
own hands! This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's
license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or significant
other:
DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?
SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?
SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate
DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that?
SAFER: Gee, you look good in brown.
SAFEST: WOW! Look at you!
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.
DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?
SAFER: What did I do wrong?
SAFEST: Here's fifty dollars.
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.
DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?
SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.
SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.
DANGEROUS: What did you do all day?
SAFER: I hope you didn't overdo it today.
SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe!
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some more chocolate.
13 Things PMS Stands For:
1. Pass My Shotgun
2. Psychotic Mood Shift
3. Perpetual Munching Spree
4. Puffy Mid-Section
5. People Make me Sick
6. Provide Me with Sweets
7. Pardon My Sobbing
8. Pimples May Surface
9. Pass My Sweatpants (ie - fat pants)
10. Pissy Mood Syndrome
11. Plainly; Men Suck
12. Pack My Stuff...... ..And my favorite one...
13. Potential Murder Suspect
1a. Praise My
13 Things PMS Stands For:
1. Pass My Shotgun
2. Psychotic Mood Shift
3. Perpetual Munching Spree
4. Puffy Mid-Section
5. People Make me Sick
6. Provide Me with Sweets
7. Pardon My Sobbing
8. Pimples May Surface
9. Pass My Sweatpants (ie - fat pants
10. Pissy Mood Syndrome
11. Plainly; Men Suck
12. Pack My Stuff...... ..And my favorite one...
13. Potential Murder Suspect
3. Perpetual Munching Spree
4. Puffy Mid-Section
5. People Make me Sick
6. Provide Me with Sweets
Very true!!!! I always end up craving Brownies....and then wondering why I feel so puffy
1aa. Pussy: Men Submit
Please Makeyourself Scarce
1. Pass My Shotgun
12. Pack My Stuff
I have hit both of those phases so far just today
hahah hah HAH!!
period free since July 2003 and counting.
Congratulations
Me too!!
And still got pregnant? I don't think I've heard of that ever happening before...
Ha! I haven't seen the PMS ones before!
point
my
shotgun!!
For me it's been since October 1999 !!!
But that's because I had to have a hysterectomy. Still, it was the best thing I ever did. All the sex & none of the consequences.
Oh, and ya'll forgot one....Put up with My Shit
Yeah, my fiancee had a full one, and she's never felt better!! In fact, her "drive" actually increased, which is apparently not very normal, but great for me.But that's because I had to have a hysterectomy.
Anyway, I thought PMS was clinically proven to be a figment of a woman's hyperactive imagination, an excuse for being nasty, mean, hard to deal with, etc. on purpose and get away with it.
Only women who want to get PMS actually have it.
It's science.
Not true...It is real.
bleeding women are easy. don't listen to them, don't say anything, and throw a pint of haagendaas at them every so often.
Obi you are so lucky i can't go through the computer........
10. Pissy Mood Syndrome
Huh? Tell that to my fat jeans that aren't so fat for the exact same 3 days of every month. And a normal if not scarce appe e that somehow manages to become voracious for the 2 days after the exact 3 days of every month... No way that's just a coincidence ...
Please find a link if you can ... I've never heard that before in my life from a source other than a man who blames his inability to pick up after himself on my hormones. Hormonal changes (sometimes severe) during a cycle a very well do ented.
Awesome.
Huh? Tell that to my fat jeans that aren't so fat for the exact same 3 days of every month. And a normal if not scarce appe e that somehow manages to become voracious for the 2 days after the exact 3 days of every month... No way that's just a coincidence ...
Please find a link if you can ... I've never heard that before in my life from a source other than a man who blames his inability to pick up after himself on my hormones. Hormonal changes (sometimes severe) during a cycle a very well do ented.
YOU PREACH IT MAMA!
SW, please, of course there is no link, I was being mildly sarcastic.Please find a link if you can ... I've never heard that before in my life from a source other than a man who blames his inability to pick up after himself on my hormones. Hormonal changes (sometimes severe) during a cycle a very well do ented.As far as picking up for myself, I'm probably the cleanest man any of you will ever meet.
In all seriousness, the guys usually make "PMS" worse for their women because they don't really support or keep things civil. They pretty much figure, well, since she is going to be nasty, so will I, and that makes it tougher on the woman.
you are starting to scare me Hussker
Hey, I have treated it a lot...well, not in the prison.
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