http://www.sploid.com/news/2006/02/donkey_dong_fla.php
Aussie Army hunts 'Donkey Dong'
A well-endowed flasher known by his victims as "Donkey Dong" is being hunted by the Australian military.
Mr. Dong goes into clothing shops in downtown Darwin, asks salespeople to determine if his underwear "fits," and then exposes himself.
"It looks real and it's so big, it winds all the way down his leg," said one traumatized clerk.
However, another clerk said the goods looked more like a stuffed stocking. "It fell out of his pants and he said, �That's so embarrassing, it happens all the time,�� she said.
A crime of this magnitude -- nearly on par with public urination -- deserved the attention of not just the police, but the military police. A Department of Defense spokesperson confirmed that Australian MPs were looking into surveillance footage of the flashing incidents.
In other Darwin-flasher news, a man was spotted exposing himself near a school. However, as no one could confirm the length or girth of the exposed appendage, police have not been able to ID him as Mr. Dong.
Donkey Dong is what the ladies used to call me in high school.
I see him everyday when I shave...the face looking back at me in the mirror
In your case, you were likely a jackass!
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