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Shorts. Lots of them.
So I'm flying in to SA on Wednesday for a few days. How should I pack?
Shorts. Lots of them.
BTW, cancel all GTGs!!!
Put your clothes in a suitcase and bring them with you.
What about my porn tape?
Actually, schedule them, just nobody show.
Why does Manny desire to see Shoog in shorts? Brokeback?
@ everyone's responses.
Starting to be one of the funniest threads so far.
Hokie smokes. You weren't kidding!
Mar 9 Thursday
More sun than clouds. Highs in the low 80s and lows in the upper 40s.
Mar 10 Friday
Plenty of sun. Highs in the upper 80s and lows in the mid 50s.
Mar 11 Saturday
Sunny. Highs in the upper 80s and lows in the mid 50s.
Mar 12 Sunday
Partly cloudy. Highs in the upper 80s and lows in the low 60s.
Mar 13 Monday
Considerable cloudiness. Highs in the mid 80s and lows in the low 60s.
Put your pants on the bottom, then your shirts. Place your socks in your shoes to save room. Your underwear, should be on the top left part, next to your belts.So I'm flying in to SA on Wednesday for a few days. How should I pack?
Jim is the Milton Berle of ST.com.
Is that a compliment?
Only if you plan on hooking up with Manny.What about my porn tape?
Depends. Berle was famous for stealing jokes from others.
Here is my weather for next week.
We have beer flowing... loud music and crazy spring break action. Bikini's and cops busting drunk underaged kids. It's all the show folks all the show..
Rain or shine? On a serious note it's raining next week wtf??
This time tomarrow I'll be asleep in an Austin hotel. This time on Thursday I'll be asleep on a boat somewhere in the Carribean. The weather is perfect down there with a 100% chance of deep-fried skin cancer. Mmmm mmm good!
Who's jokes do I steal?Depends. Berle was famous for stealing jokes from others.
I do not need to steal jokes dude, I am a funny funny guy, in my own right, just ask Eddie Murphy, I write all his material.
You stole the packing joke. Check post #4.
Damn, left DC today in the 40s, got off the plane in SA and let's say the North Face shirt was a bit . . . suffocating.
#1, I did not read that before I made my post and #2, mine is not even the same...they are totally different.
Damn....try to be glib, and you get crucified for it.
Judges? . . . . sorry, Jim, waving you off. Same joke, slightly different package.
Awwww . . . well, here's something to cheer you up:Damn....try to be glib, and you get crucified for it.
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