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    Eh, Fuck It. easjer's Avatar
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    If your spouse, upon learning that you might be expectingan unplanned baby, demanded a paternity test, because your spouse was 'careful' and 'took precautions'?

    Note A: You have NEVER cheated on your spouse, EVER. Never flirted with anyone else, never met anyone for coffee, never dated anyone else. The spouse's precautions consisted of a condom, not a vasectomy.

    Note B: I swear to God, this is NOT me. SFIE and I are NOT expecting a baby, planned or otherwise.

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    2nd Verse Same as the 1st Oh, Gee!!'s Avatar
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    Dump him, girl.

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    Five Rings... Kori Ellis's Avatar
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    No, I wouldn't leave him for just questioning and wanting a paternity test. But obviously whoever this is needs to work on some trust issues in the relationship.

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    2nd Verse Same as the 1st Oh, Gee!!'s Avatar
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    Take him for everything he's got, girlfriend.

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    WHAT!?!?!

    I was careful! We used protection! There's no way that baby is mine! You're getting a paternity test done, dammit!

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    Get Refuel! FromWayDowntown's Avatar
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    How about subtlely dropping some literature on the failure rates of condoms.

    Sounds to me like the expecting daddy is a dolt if he thought he was completely insulated from fatherdom by a thin sheet of latex.

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    Ok...Ok.....I admit it. She was coming on to me dude!!! I couldnt help myself. Her constant begging for it and just the way she was bouncing and moving sent me over the edge!!!

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    Take his ass to the attorney general, girl. Get you some child support.

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    Take his ass to the attorney general, girl. Get you some child support.
    What's 20% of nothing....?

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    Mrs.Useruser666 SpursWoman's Avatar
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    Sounds to me like the expecting daddy is a dolt if he thought he was completely insulated from fatherdom by a thin sheet of latex.

    You'd think he'd be boasting about how strong his DNA is that no barrier can restrain it.






    I don't think it's outrageous if he figured it couldn't be his because he wore protection. I've found there are quite a few men out there (and women, too) who are so ignorant of the entire reproductive process, I wouldn't be that surprised if he questioned her maternity.


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    Taco is as Taco does sir Taco's Avatar
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    WHAT!?!?!

    I was careful! We used protection! There's no way that baby is mine! You're getting a paternity test done, dammit!


    The answer is no for me

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    2nd Verse Same as the 1st Oh, Gee!!'s Avatar
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    What's 20% of nothing....?

    -20?

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    I don't know about the baby issue but having to wear a raincoat with my spouse would be enough reason to consider divorce.

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    Probably freaking out if its his first child. Men in general don't trust women give him the benefit of the doubt.

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    Believe. Kumar's Avatar
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    If your spouse, upon learning that you might be expectingan unplanned baby, demanded a paternity test, because your spouse was 'careful' and 'took precautions'?

    Note A: You have NEVER cheated on your spouse, EVER. Never flirted with anyone else, never met anyone for coffee, never dated anyone else. The spouse's precautions consisted of a condom, not a vasectomy.

    Just call the Maury show!!! Make a little vacation out of it.

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    Murry Murry Murry.

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    NOT THE FATHER!!!!!!!!

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    Damn The Man Mr. Peabody's Avatar
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    You are obviously a product of the Texas public education system.

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    A neverending cycle Trainwreck2100's Avatar
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    God I hope you not serious

    And congratulations to easjer and SFIE on their new arrival.

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    Eh, Fuck It. easjer's Avatar
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    WHAT!?!?!

    I was careful! We used protection! There's no way that baby is mine! You're getting a paternity test done, dammit!

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    Eh, Fuck It. easjer's Avatar
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    NO, no new arrivals, Trainwreck. Maybe next summer, we'll start trying.

    This question was posed on another board I frequent, probably because of a friend of a friend. I thought it interesting.

    That would be one of a problem to overcome and a of a lot of counseling.

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    NO, no new arrivals, Trainwreck. Maybe next summer, we'll start trying.

    This question was posed on another board I frequent, probably because of a friend of a friend. I thought it interesting.

    That would be one of a problem to overcome and a of a lot of counseling.
    quietly slowly stepping back from the screen.

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    2nd Verse Same as the 1st Oh, Gee!!'s Avatar
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    You are obviously a product of the Texas public education system.

    If my calculations are correct, she'll end up owing him money every month.

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    A neverending cycle Trainwreck2100's Avatar
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    NO, no new arrivals, Trainwreck. Maybe next summer, we'll start trying.

    This question was posed on another board I frequent, probably because of a friend of a friend. I thought it interesting.

    That would be one of a problem to overcome and a of a lot of counseling.

    Suuuuure

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    Mrs.Useruser666 SpursWoman's Avatar
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    ... I keep trying to tell my ex-husband that they aren't his and he won't buy it.

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    Goodwill Ambassador spurs_fan_in_exile's Avatar
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    Well, I would want to know a little more about the parties involved, I'd say leave the dude because that doesn't sound like a relationship that's going to make it.

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