The Asshole's Guide to the NCAA Bracket

[Samr]

link: move your mouse over each team for a brief description

My favorite is this one-

A good upset pick if you want your friends and co-workers to form a circle on your desk and ejaculate on you.

Or this one-

With an enrollment of 14,184 the University of Florida is actually like a small city- a city with an economy fueled solely by tip frosting hair salons, barbed wire tatoo parlors and Venereal Disease clinics.